Response to The 10 Worst Gilbert Gottfried Tsunami Jokes:
Quit being a wet blanket, everybody!
Response to 14 Women Say Why They Don’t Need Feminism:
You know what the greatest thing about feminists is? They make the best sandwiches.
Response to 10 Of The Whiniest Ever First World Problems:
I saw this newspaper article about this family who was trying to move into a new house but were having trouble finding a buyer for their old house. They wanted a new one because their old house was getting too small and the husband wanted a room for an office and the wife wanted a room for all her sewing stuff. They showed a picture of their “old” house on the inside and it was absolutely gorgeous, all hardwood floors, huge open living room that opened into a kitchen with a big marble island in the middle of the floor, all new appliances and wonderful woodwork, stairs with big puffy carpet going to the upstairs where there was no doubt some more amazing rooms. They were both doctors or something and their old house looked like a freakin mansion, yet they wanted a bigger one so they could have an office and a sewing room. Life must be so hard for those people.