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The Signs When Spring Comes To Town

We all get a little restless, we all get a little creative, we all smell the air and willingly pay $10 for a bottle of juice. This is what the signs do when the clocks go back and humidity reclaims its throne.

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Aquarius

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Refuses to make small talk about the changing weather and avoids putting away the heavy winter coat; uses the warm weather as an excuse to smoke more; quits their job out of boredom; has a suspiciously difficult time accepting that red wine is no longer the seasonal norm

Pisces

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After hearing a bird chirp and obsessively downloading every single dating app offered, finally relocates their muse and sits under a cherry blossom tree to write creative non-fiction during their lunch hour; Instagrams pictures of aforementioned cherry blossom tree every day for the next week; starts a spiritual exploration of music in podcast form

Aries

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Fully embraces the season of their sign and exists as stubbornly as possible out of principle; claims healing from their seasonal depression even if that’s not something they actually have; actually leaves the house to be around other people for the first time since December 21st

Taurus

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Starts a brand new journal that they may or may not have bound themselves; signs up for a continuing education class—something related to beauty or weaving; buys flowers for their partner every week to “spice things up,” even though it’s been seven years and there’s nothing left to spice up

Gemini

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By day frolics in Prospect Park and reads A Little Life like they actually have the patience for it, by night gets drunk off two vodka crans and accidentally Tweets a picture of their latest sexual conquest; when the sun rises at an astounding 7AM considers something other than a freelance lifestyle, but come sunset realizes a nine-to-five isn't fit for the amount of television they need to consume

Cancer

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Decides that cuffing season doesn’t actually have a definitive end; starts daydreaming about baby names based off several different partners; discovers a penchant for baking with exotic fruit; still doesn’t drink coffee hot or cold, but rather just room temperature

Leo

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Strictly listens to Lana Del Rey; burns all of their long pants; decides to throw away their budget and throw a massive spring fling-like party after moving to a remote area of Bushwick to be able to afford their Kinfolk-inspired lifestyle; books like four international trips on four brand new credit cards; finally gets the attention they crave in a partner and feels suddenly inspired by their independence

Virgo

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Takes spring cleaning to a whole new level, like, buys books and schedules throw-aways and donations every weekend until the Memorial Day barbeque invitations arrive; makes a PowerPoint as to why they should get a promotion and tries to get as much work in as possible before those dreaded Summer Fridays begin

Libra

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Really into florals for spring (groundbreaking); finally gets to break in that portable hammock they prematurely ordered from REI like four months ago; plans six summer long-weekend trips that will almost absolutely fall through; becomes very inspired by the change in temperature and so creates a journal based around their mood and the daily weather (and potentially a mood board?)

Scorpio

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Smells the spring air and makes the big decision to reach out to the person they irrationally broke up with in the dead of the previous winter; makes a website for their amateur photography hobby; finally goes out for drinks with people from work and volunteers to comp the entire tab only after ordering Mind Erasers for everyone

Sagittarius

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Doesn’t actually understand the benefit of a season in between winter and summer; mood is very dependent upon the weather (sees one sun beam and takes up an interest in tennis, conversely physically cannot stop crying if it rains all day); prides themselves on a grand five-year plan that they know will never actually come to fruition but sounds really great on paper

Capricorn

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Doesn’t exactly acknowledge the romance associated with spring, but applies to new jobs on their lunch break even though they aren’t necessarily unsatisfied; goes home every weekend for a different family birthday; has their one big shopping spree of the year; buys shots for everyone at the bar and then Venmo requests them all later

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