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    Stephen Colbert Takes America’s Obsession With Laziness To A New Hysterical Level

    Finally a warm, cozy way to renounce your ties to humanity. The Snuggie was too much work. You had to put a pair of pants underneath them. Who has that kind of energy!? With Forever Lazy, I can go commando and enjoy the fleece against my junk…without the risk of getting caught in the linens department of Nordstroms