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This Would Totally Be Disney Villain Gaston's Resume

Ever wonder how the manliest of men, Gaston, would fare as a personal trainer in today's world? Let's see Gaston put a positive spin on his villainous qualities to craft a winning resume.

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Professional Summary

There's no man in town half as manly. Perfect Professional Trainer, a pure paragon!
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There's no man in town half as manly. Perfect Professional Trainer, a pure paragon!

Accomplishments

No one's slick as Gaston.No one's quick as Gaston.No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's.
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No one's slick as Gaston.

No one's quick as Gaston.

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's.

Special Skills

Biceps to spare.Especially good at expectorating.Spitting matches (Ptoooie!).Able to eat 4-5 dozen eggs every morning.
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Biceps to spare.

Especially good at expectorating.

Spitting matches (Ptoooie!).

Able to eat 4-5 dozen eggs every morning.

Experience

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Personal Trainer

Designed personalized programs and nutritional plans for clients for optimal results.

Provided exceptional customer service, securing new clients through referrals.

Education

Quiet Village University

Bachelor of Science in Health Education

Additional Skills

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Certified Group Fitness Instructor.

Certified First-Aid and CPR.

Hunting down ferocious beasts.

Would you hire the expectorating Gaston with biceps to spare as your personal trainer? Or just take a selfie with him? Share your thoughts in the comments below.

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