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The Emotional Stages Of Watching Fútbol

For a real fanático, fútbol is not "just a game." Good thing DishLATINO lets you download 2,000 hours of your favorite programming, including all the soccer you want.

1. First, you're happy. You got your homies in the living room, and you're ready to win.

2. The game starts, and you are feeling your team.

3. But right away, you can tell the other team is going to put up a fight.

4. Sure enough, 20 minutes into the game, the rival team scores.

5. The friggin' árbitro keeps making calls against your team.

6. You start watching the game with one eye.

7. And you're so stressed you're eating los snacks like this:

8. Things get crazy. A streaker crosses the field, flashing lo que Dios le dio.

9. Then you totally witness a player from your team getting bitten by a dude from the opposing team. BITTEN!

10. Lo and behold, the opposite team gets punished with a penalty kick. And you turn to a higher power.

11. PERO they miss it.

12. After that, it's all downhill... You start yelling gibberish at the TV...

13. ...until you scream your soul out and enter a new dimension of hopelessness.

14. Then, miraculously, at minute 85, the star striker receives a bomb pass...and your team scores!!!

15. Five minutes till the end of the game. Score's 1–1.

16. Your team gets a corner kick, and you're all like:

17. The kick is flawless, and a superb header finishes it off. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

18. YOU WON!!! YOU WON!!!

19. And off you go to social media, just to make sure people know who's boss.

And about that streaker... It happens. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Watch fútbol in all its (naked) glory with DishLATINO.

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