Experience life as a lonely widowed woman. Sit in the park, or maybe look out the window -- you're only delaying the inevitable.
When you're done, please go hug your grandmother.
Now Dillon Edwards can finally register clownpenis.fart. It truly is a glorious day!
Unhappy with the way the government is handling the environment? Fine -- see if you can do any better! Balance your economy vs the health and wellness of your planet, then pass it off to someone else and let them deal with the fallout -- just like in real life!
Time to invest in Bounty, I guess...
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