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15 Things People Who Actually Dislike Sleeping Know To Be True

ZZZs aren’t everyone’s jam! For all those non-sleepers out there, Discover provides 100% U.S.-based customer service available anytime.

1. You’ve never slept through an alarm. Ever.

2. Staying in touch with friends in different time zones is a piece of cake.

3. Three words: Waste. Of. Time.

4. You’re overjoyed when someone actually texts you back at 4 a.m.

5. Your meal schedule is just bizarre.

6. All your best ideas come to you when you know the rest of the city is passed out.

7. You’ve gotten some sweet shopping deals because you’re the very first to be there when the sale opens.

8. Red-eye flights don’t bother you in the slightest.

9. You’ve read WAY more books and watched WAY more movies than anyone you know.

10. When someone complains there isn’t enough time in the day, all you think is, Uh, yeah there is…

11. You’re the one who actually brings the breakfast to breakfast meetings.

12. You don't even remotely understand the concept of naps.

13. You belong to a 24-hour gym...and you’ve actually been there at every single hour.

14. You probably have this shirt:

15. And you’re ALWAYS up for a late-night dance party.

Whenever you're awake, Discover's got your back. You can speak to a 100% U.S.-based customer service representative anytime.