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15 Things People Who Actually Dislike Sleeping Know To Be True

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1. You’ve never slept through an alarm. Ever.

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In fact, you rarely even have to set one. #humblebrag

2. Staying in touch with friends in different time zones is a piece of cake.

Late-night video chats are your jam!
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Late-night video chats are your jam!

3. Three words: Waste. Of. Time.

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Seven to nine hours of endless possibility? C'mon now.

4. You’re overjoyed when someone actually texts you back at 4 a.m.

Always an unexpected surprise when you're prepared for crickets until at least five hours later!
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Always an unexpected surprise when you're prepared for crickets until at least five hours later!

5. Your meal schedule is just bizarre.

You ate dinner nine hours ago, soo...
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You ate dinner nine hours ago, soo...

6. All your best ideas come to you when you know the rest of the city is passed out.

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There is something incredibly empowering about being the only person awake for miles.

7. You’ve gotten some sweet shopping deals because you’re the very first to be there when the sale opens.

You're back home putting on a fashion show of your new wardrobe before most people even get in line!
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You're back home putting on a fashion show of your new wardrobe before most people even get in line!

8. Red-eye flights don’t bother you in the slightest.

You'd be awake even if you weren't 30,000 feet above the ground.
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You'd be awake even if you weren't 30,000 feet above the ground.

9. You’ve read WAY more books and watched WAY more movies than anyone you know.

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Culture on point. 👌

10. When someone complains there isn’t enough time in the day, all you think is, Uh, yeah there is…

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24 WHOLE HOURS, PEOPLE!

11. You’re the one who actually brings the breakfast to breakfast meetings.

No one else gets up early enough to snag fresh blueberry muffins on their way to the subway!
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No one else gets up early enough to snag fresh blueberry muffins on their way to the subway!

12. You don't even remotely understand the concept of naps.

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Past the age of three? Just...nope.

13. You belong to a 24-hour gym...and you’ve actually been there at every single hour.

Watching the sun rise while doing lat raises is actually quite therapeutic.
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Watching the sun rise while doing lat raises is actually quite therapeutic.

14. You probably have this shirt:

Your life is all the richer!
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Your life is all the richer!

15. And you’re ALWAYS up for a late-night dance party.

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Fun doesn't sleep, either. 💃😜

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