1. You're on everyone's speed dial.
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When they're drunk and need to cry about something irrational, you're the go-to.
2. You've been known to cut your friends off at the bar (and for good reason).
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3. Whenever you go out with friends for dinner, everyone assumes you'll decipher the bill.

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"OK so, if we split it, it would be $33 each, but I only had one cocktail while you had two cocktails, and Becky had a soda water..."
4. Brunch is more like therapy. For your friends.
5. You're an expert at talking someone out of getting a crazy tattoo or haircut.
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6. You've been known to schedule Google Calendar invites for your friends.

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7. You have never encouraged a friend to "OMG get the puppy!!!!!"
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8. On the rare occasion you do something kind of crazy, your friends are like:
9. You've refused pizza at 3 a.m. while your friends indulged, but MAN did you battle with it.
10. You have a spare copy of all your friends' keys.

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But no one has your keys because you do the phone-wallet-keys check every time you leave the apartment — unlike them.
11. You're the mediator in basically every single fight ever.
12. You are consulted before eccentric and/or expensive purchases are made.

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Your approval is all they need to know they're doing the right thing.
13. This GIF best portrays your relationship with your friends:
14. Basically, you are Adam.

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