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14 Signs You're The Voice Of Reason In Your Friend Group

There's nothing wrong with being cautious. That's why Discover card monitors every purchase, every day for unusual activity and alerts you by email, phone, or text if fraud is suspected.

Posted on January 07, 2015, 15:32 GMT

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1. You're on everyone's speed dial.

When they're drunk and need to cry about something irrational, you're the go-to.

2. You've been known to cut your friends off at the bar (and for good reason).

3. Whenever you go out with friends for dinner, everyone assumes you'll decipher the bill.

"OK so, if we split it, it would be $33 each, but I only had one cocktail while you had two cocktails, and Becky had a soda water..."

4. Brunch is more like therapy. For your friends.

5. You're an expert at talking someone out of getting a crazy tattoo or haircut.

6. You've been known to schedule Google Calendar invites for your friends.

7. You have never encouraged a friend to "OMG get the puppy!!!!!"

8. On the rare occasion you do something kind of crazy, your friends are like:

9. You've refused pizza at 3 a.m. while your friends indulged, but MAN did you battle with it.

10. You have a spare copy of all your friends' keys.

But no one has your keys because you do the phone-wallet-keys check every time you leave the apartment — unlike them.

11. You're the mediator in basically every single fight ever.

12. You are consulted before eccentric and/or expensive purchases are made.

Your approval is all they need to know they're doing the right thing.

13. This GIF best portrays your relationship with your friends:

14. Basically, you are Adam.

You're totally capable of looking after yourself. But just in case, Discover card monitors every purchase, every day and will alert you to any suspicious activity.