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11 Signs You're A Food Critic In The Making

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1. You find yourself talking about a good meal hours, days, even weeks later.

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"But that appetizer was JUST... SO... DIVINE."

2. You have a running photo archive of every memorable bite.

#FOODSTAGRAMS

3. You're able to break down a dish's precise ingredients by taste.

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"A sprinkle of truffle salt, a quarter cup of grape tomatoes, a pinch of basil..."

4. You have a running list of every meal you've ever eaten, with a grade from 1 to 10...

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There has only ever been one 10, and it was nothing short of life altering.

5. ...including an ambiance category (which you weigh just as highly as taste!).

Because Feng Shui is crucial in any dining experience.
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Because Feng Shui is crucial in any dining experience.

6. You often test the limits of your palate.

"They don't call me 'Stomach of Steel' for nothin'!"
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"They don't call me 'Stomach of Steel' for nothin'!"

7. You're down with all of the culinary lingo.

So umami.
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So umami.

8. Your version of takeout looks slightly different from everyone else's.

Pizza delivery just won't cut it.
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Pizza delivery just won't cut it.

9. Your cookbook collection is getting a little out of control.

You've basically memorized Mastering the Art of French Cooking.
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You've basically memorized Mastering the Art of French Cooking.

10. You often call your server by their first name, just because.

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"James, can we please get some more sparkling water?"

11. Your personal food blog features all of your fancy foodie escapades and experiments.

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It's totally going viral.

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