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The Hardest Thorpe Park 'Would You Rather'

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  1. Would you rather:

    Go into the Blair Witch maze ALONE
    Go into the Blair Witch maze ALONE
    Go into the Saw Alive maze with ONE friend
    Go into the Saw Alive maze with ONE friend

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Would you rather:
  1. Go into the Blair Witch maze ALONE
     
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    Go into the Blair Witch maze ALONE
  2. Go into the Saw Alive maze with ONE friend
     
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    Go into the Saw Alive maze with ONE friend
  1. Would you rather

    Go on Stealth without a safety bar
    Go on Stealth without a safety bar
    Go on 'X- No Way Out', even though your 30cm above the height limit
    Go on 'X- No Way Out', even though your 30cm above the height limit

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Would you rather
  1. Go on Stealth without a safety bar
     
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    Go on Stealth without a safety bar
  2. Go on 'X- No Way Out', even though your 30cm above the height limit
     
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    Go on 'X- No Way Out', even though your 30cm above the height limit
  1. Would you rather:

    Be stuck on 'X- no way out' for eternity
    Be stuck on 'X- no way out' for eternity
    Be stuck on colossus for eternity
    Be stuck on colossus for eternity

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  1. Be stuck on 'X- no way out' for eternity
     
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    Be stuck on 'X- no way out' for eternity
  2. Be stuck on colossus for eternity
     
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    Be stuck on colossus for eternity
  1. Would you rather:

    Be stuck here on the Swarm for an hour
    Be stuck here on the Swarm for an hour
    Be stuck here on saw for an hour
    Be stuck here on saw for an hour

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  1. Be stuck here on the Swarm for an hour
     
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    Be stuck here on the Swarm for an hour
  2. Be stuck here on saw for an hour
     
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    Be stuck here on saw for an hour
  1. Would you rather:

    Have to go through Rumba Rapids in a canoe
    Have to go through Rumba Rapids in a canoe
    Go through Rumba Rapids with the rapids being ten times stronger
    Go through Rumba Rapids with the rapids being ten times stronger

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  1. Have to go through Rumba Rapids in a canoe
     
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    Have to go through Rumba Rapids in a canoe
  2. Go through Rumba Rapids with the rapids being ten times stronger
     
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    Go through Rumba Rapids with the rapids being ten times stronger
  1. Would you rather:

    Be behind a person on Nemesis who throws up
    Be behind a person on Nemesis who throws up
    Be the person on Nemesis who throws up
    Be the person on Nemesis who throws up

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  1. Be behind a person on Nemesis who throws up
     
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    Be behind a person on Nemesis who throws up
  2. Be the person on Nemesis who throws up
     
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    Be the person on Nemesis who throws up
  1. Would you rather:

    Go through Saw Alive with a crowd of friends and strangers but the actors aren't real
    Go through Saw Alive with a crowd of friends and strangers but the actors aren't real
    Go on Saw ALONE where Jigsaw is real
    Go on Saw ALONE where Jigsaw is real

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  1. Go through Saw Alive with a crowd of friends and strangers but the actors aren't real
     
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    Go through Saw Alive with a crowd of friends and strangers but the actors aren't real
  2. Go on Saw ALONE where Jigsaw is real
     
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    Go on Saw ALONE where Jigsaw is real
  1. Would you rather:

    Be on Saw without a safety bar
    Be in Saw the movie

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    Be on Saw without a safety bar
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    Be in Saw the movie
  1. Would you rather:

    Drop your phone on Colossus
    Be escorted out of the park and banned for a year for queue jumping

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    Drop your phone on Colossus
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    Be escorted out of the park and banned for a year for queue jumping
  1. Would you rather:

    Be first of the queue in every ride but your ALONE
    Be first of the queue in every ride but your ALONE
    Have three fasttrack passes with mates
    Have three fasttrack passes with mates

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  1. Be first of the queue in every ride but your ALONE
     
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    Be first of the queue in every ride but your ALONE
  2. Have three fasttrack passes with mates
     
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    Have three fasttrack passes with mates
  1. It's fright night...would you rather:

    Be chased by ten actor zombies ALONE
    Be chased by one REAL zombie in a crowd of twenty

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    Be chased by ten actor zombies ALONE
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    Be chased by one REAL zombie in a crowd of twenty
  1. Would you rather:

    Go on The Swarm five times when you feel ill
    Go on The Swarm five times when you feel ill
    Go on Stealth fifteen times when you need to wee really bad
    Go on Stealth fifteen times when you need to wee really bad

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  1. Go on The Swarm five times when you feel ill
     
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    Go on The Swarm five times when you feel ill
  2. Go on Stealth fifteen times when you need to wee really bad
     
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    Go on Stealth fifteen times when you need to wee really bad
  1. Would you rather

    Be on Rush when a piece of metal falls off
    Be on Rush when a piece of metal falls off
    Be in the line for Rush and a piece of metal falls in your direction
    Be in the line for Rush and a piece of metal falls in your direction

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  1. Be on Rush when a piece of metal falls off
     
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    Be on Rush when a piece of metal falls off
  2. Be in the line for Rush and a piece of metal falls in your direction
     
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    Be in the line for Rush and a piece of metal falls in your direction
  1. You've been queuing up for your favorite rollercoaster for 3 hours, right before you get on the ride there's an announcement saying there's been technical difficulties. Would you rather:

    Get on the ride even though there's a 50% chance of there being an accident
    Not go on the ride

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    Get on the ride even though there's a 50% chance of there being an accident
  2.  
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    Not go on the ride
  1. Would you rather:

    Go on Vortex with your safety bar not locked properly
    Go on Vortex with your safety bar not locked properly
    Go on Zodiac with the door not properly closed
    Go on Zodiac with the door not properly closed

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  1. Go on Vortex with your safety bar not locked properly
     
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    Go on Vortex with your safety bar not locked properly
  2. Go on Zodiac with the door not properly closed
     
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    Go on Zodiac with the door not properly closed
  1. Would you rather:

    Go on Samurai, even though someone broke their leg on it three weeks ago
    Go on Samurai, even though someone broke their leg on it three weeks ago
    Go on The Slammer, even though someone died on it a year ago
    Go on The Slammer, even though someone died on it a year ago

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  1. Go on Samurai, even though someone broke their leg on it three weeks ago
     
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    Go on Samurai, even though someone broke their leg on it three weeks ago
  2. Go on The Slammer, even though someone died on it a year ago
     
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    Go on The Slammer, even though someone died on it a year ago
  1. Would you rather take your phone (unprotected) on:

    Tidal Wave
    Tidal Wave
    Nemesis
    Nemesis

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  1. Tidal Wave
     
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    Tidal Wave
  2. Nemesis
     
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    Nemesis
  1. Would you rather work as:

    A toilet cleaner
    A toilet cleaner
    Mr Monkey
    Mr Monkey

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  1. A toilet cleaner
     
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    A toilet cleaner
  2. Mr Monkey
     
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    Mr Monkey
  1. Would you rather have to go on Colossus wearing:

    Pumps that will fall off
    A skirt

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Would you rather have to go on Colossus wearing:
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    Pumps that will fall off
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    A skirt
  1. Would you rather:

    A chunk of your hair be ripped out from being caught in a part of machinery in Saw
    A chunk of your hair be ripped out from being caught in a part of machinery in Saw
    Get a minor burn, that will give you a small scar on your left cheek, from the fire effects on The Swarm
    Get a minor burn, that will give you a small scar on your left cheek, from the fire effects on The Swarm

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  1. A chunk of your hair be ripped out from being caught in a part of machinery in Saw
     
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    A chunk of your hair be ripped out from being caught in a part of machinery in Saw
  2. Get a minor burn, that will give you a small scar on your left cheek, from the fire effects on The Swarm
     
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    Get a minor burn, that will give you a small scar on your left cheek, from the fire effects on The Swarm
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