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What Does Valentine's Day Have In Store For You?

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  1. Say you're going out for a night on the town, what color would you wear?

    Black
    Black
    Blue
    Blue
    Coral
    Coral
    Mint
    Mint
    Red
    Red
    Yellow
    Yellow
  2. What's your go to drink?

    Vodka tonic
    Vodka tonic
    Wine
    Wine
    Beer
    Beer
    Whiskey
    Whiskey
  3. You see someone cute at the grocery store, what do you do?

    Run the opposite direction and don't make eye contact
    Seductively grab both a cucumber and a zucchini and wink
    Calmly approach and say something offhanded to start the conversation
    Word vomit something and hope they find it endearing
    Reach for the same box of cereal and let your hand gently brush theirs
    Go on about your business, this is an in and out operation the flirting can wait
  4. Which of these bothers you the most?

  5. Why are you late to work?

    You wouldn't BELIEVE the traffic out there
    Set my alarm to PM instead of AM again... Classic
    I'm a tiny tiny tiny bit hungover
    A cat was stuck in a tree and I tried to coax it out
    I would never be late and I'm offended by this question
  6. What's your favorite of these holidays?

    Christmas
    July 4th
    My birthday
    Valentine's Day
    Easter
  7. What kind of pet appeals to you?

  8. How many emails are in your inbox?

    None
    Oh geeze...5,000?
    Eh, 20ish
    50, but all organized

What Does Valentine's Day Have In Store For You?

You got: A sloppy dance floor make out.

Ah, the sweet sounds of EDM Lana del Rey in the background and the sticky bar floor beneath your feet--an ideal setting for your Valentine's Day dance floor make out. The smell of Fireball lingers between you and you lose them in the crowd when you leave to go to the bathroom. Farewell, sweet prince. Until next Valentine's Day.

A sloppy dance floor make out.
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You got: A motivational speech from your BFF.

Who needs a significant other? Not you! Your BFF will pump you up and you'll end the night full of confidence, slightly drunk, and probably posting an inspirational quote written in calligraphy you found on Google to your Instagram. More power to you.

A motivational speech from your BFF.
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You got: A night in with your pet.

"It isn't so bad," you say on the phone to your mom. And it really isn't. Your pet doesn't judge you. Your pet won't disappoint you. Your pet's love is free. Let all those couples out there spend money on gross chocolates--you're fine staying on the couch in your pajamas with Fluffy.

A night in with your pet.
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You got: Watching Jeopardy!, then going to bed.

Today? It's Tuesday. Oh, it's Valentine's Day? Wouldn't have known if you didn't tell me tbh. I have work tomorrow, so if you don't mind...

Watching Jeopardy!, then going to bed.
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You got: A romantic night with your one true love even though they forgot you don't like roses...

...I mean come on they're overpriced and overdone and I've told you a million times that my favorite flowers are tulips so wtf. But the dinner they cooked for you is really sweet. And the night will end happily.

A romantic night with your one true love even though they forgot you don't like roses...
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