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11 Reasons Getting Delivery Every Night Is Ruining You

You must be stopped. Your oven is your friend. Let DIGIORNO pizza bring you back to the light.

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1. You are physically unable to eat unless you hear your apartment buzzer first.

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You're like a dog responding to a dog whistle. It's bad.


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Do you know how long it takes for that stuff to decompose?

3. You know your delivery guy better than your significant other.

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You legit know where he lives. You could, in theory, be HIS delivery guy.

4. You have forgotten how to use your oven.


5. The expected delivery time is NEVER CORRECT.

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6. And since when did you become the sort of person who makes a delivery guy bicycle through a blizzard?

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7. Oftentimes, the food is unrecognizable as "food."


The beans have melded with the guac, and it's just awful.

8. And you know delivery pizza is always room temperature.

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"Excuse me while I just get rid of this cold hell food really quickly."

9. Or, honestly...super disgusting.

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"What have I just eaten?"

10. And when you order for a big group, something is inevitably forgotten.

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Slow clap for the guy who decided to do delivery for a gosh darn dinner party.

11. Seriously...ordering delivery is just sort of sad.


Close the laptop. Now.

Break up with delivery and snuggle up to a DIGIORNO pizza.

Just the sight of the rising crust is enough to cure you of your delivery obsession completely. But, hey — keep in touch with the delivery guy. He deserves it.

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