Paid PostPosted on Apr 12, 201611 Reasons Getting Delivery Every Night Is Ruining YouYou must be stopped. Your oven is your friend. Let DIGIORNO pizza bring you back to the light.by DIGIORNO®Brand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You are physically unable to eat unless you hear your apartment buzzer first. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Nibariki / Via misspiratesavvy.tumblr.com You're like a dog responding to a dog whistle. It's bad. 2. YOU ARE USING SO MANY PLASTIC UTENSILS. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Forrest Service RSDA / Via thebrighterparts.tumblr.com Do you know how long it takes for that stuff to decompose? 3. You know your delivery guy better than your significant other. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Lane Oatey / Blue Jean Images / Via gettyimages.com You legit know where he lives. You could, in theory, be HIS delivery guy. 4. You have forgotten how to use your oven. Thinkstock 5. The expected delivery time is NEVER CORRECT. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Aniplex / Via kiradestiny.tumblr.com "WHERE IS MY FOOD?" 6. And since when did you become the sort of person who makes a delivery guy bicycle through a blizzard? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Futurama Entertainment Corp. / Via rhetthammersmithhorror.tumblr.com SMDH. 7. Oftentimes, the food is unrecognizable as "food." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via gif-weenus.com The beans have melded with the guac, and it's just awful. 8. And you know delivery pizza is always room temperature. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via irandomxoxo.tumblr.com "Excuse me while I just get rid of this cold hell food really quickly." 9. Or, honestly...super disgusting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Krantz Films / Via randomweas.com "What have I just eaten?" 10. And when you order for a big group, something is inevitably forgotten. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MPO Productions / Via publicdomaindiva.tumblr.com Slow clap for the guy who decided to do delivery for a gosh darn dinner party. 11. Seriously...ordering delivery is just sort of sad. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via motorcoconut.tumblr.com Close the laptop. Now. Break up with delivery and snuggle up to a DIGIORNO pizza. Just the sight of the rising crust is enough to cure you of your delivery obsession completely. But, hey — keep in touch with the delivery guy. He deserves it. View this video on YouTube youtube.com Take this survey! It's almost like taking a quiz.