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15 Struggles Of Being On A Diet At The Office

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3. The birthday parties. Dear god, the birthday parties.

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"No matter what comes through that conference room door, I will not eat it. Oh, for the love of $%^@, it's ice cream sandwiches."

4. Making sure no one sees the lengths you'll go to get every crumb of your diet allotment.

"What? No, I wasn't licking the inside of the cracker bag. You are mistaken, sir."

6. Realizing your healthy options look different at your desk than they did at the grocery store.

"This cannot be enough calories!"

*Checks label*

*Slowly lays forehead on desk*

7. Finishing your meager lunch fully 15 minutes before everyone else, then sitting and watching them eat.

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All of the seven deadly sins can be applied to food, but food envy is the worst one.

8. Ignoring that one co-worker who thinks it's hilarious to eat in front of you.

"Yep. I see you walking by my office door five times eating a candy bar. Glad my attempt to feel good about my body is a joke to you."

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