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The Definitive Ranking Of Mom Workouts

Mom, you go Glen Coco! Here is some undeniable proof that the heroic warrior princess inside of you is constantly a-burnin' up. It IS possible to stay fit throughout the insanity that is your life.

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10. Getting in some crunches during Dora commercial breaks.

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Energy burn level: 3.

Cuteness level: 1.

Fun level: 2-7. Depends on the commercials.

9. Clenching of the butt while taking the stairs up to the office.

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Energy burn level: 1-18. Depends on which floor you work on.

Cuteness level: 5 for flats. 17 for heels.

Fun level: 12, because you're listening to the new Robyn song while you do it.

8. Teaching Carly how to swim.

Energy burn level: 20.Cuteness level: 10. Kids are cutest with wet hair. Fun level: 30.
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Energy burn level: 20.

Cuteness level: 10. Kids are cutest with wet hair.

Fun level: 30.

7. Taking Toby for a speed walk around the neighborhood.

Energy burn level: 14.Cuteness level: Eternal. Fun level: 20. Happy dog, happy life.
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Energy burn level: 14.

Cuteness level: Eternal.

Fun level: 20. Happy dog, happy life.

6. Dressing Gabe in a record-breaking 2 minutes, 35 seconds.

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Energy burn level: 4

Cuteness level: 1-7. Depends on their crankiness level.

Fun level: 6. 8, if you turn it into a game.

5. Entering a charity 10k.

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Energy burn level: Through the roof.

Cuteness level: 7.

Fun level: 50, because you won a medal!

4. Squeezing in yoga class between PTA and grocery shopping.

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Energy burn level: 11.

Cuteness leve:- 5-10. Depends on which tank you put on, and if it has a Gogurt stain on it.

Fun level: 9.

3. Waking up before the birds to take your aggression out at Taekwondo class.

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Energy burn level: 2 million.

Cuteness level: 0. It's 5:30 a.m.

Fun level: See above.

2. Chasing Tamara through the grocery store after she spotted the candy section and made a run for it.

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Energy burn level: 6.7.

Cuteness level: 2.

Fun level: 0 for you. 10 for Tamara.

1. Biking with the whole family in tow.

Energy burn level: 5,000.Cuteness level: 6,000.Fun level: 7,000. 7,001 if you stop for ice cream.
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Energy burn level: 5,000.

Cuteness level: 6,000.

Fun level: 7,000. 7,001 if you stop for ice cream.