1. This futuristic electronic baby rocker

A soft, cushioned reclining chair that gently sways to nature sounds? Sign us up.
2. The baby version of a Snuggie

Sure, you could turn yourself into a human burrito with a regular blanket, but the SleepSack keeps everything from the neck down to your toes insulated and toasty during those cold, winter nights.
3. This soft kangaroo-like wrap

Because after a sleepless night and exhausting day, can someone just carry us around kangaroo style for a little while?
4. This cushiony bath pillow

Why, yes, we’d like to feel like we’re bathing on a cloud.
5. This contoured bib with a handy crumb catcher

Because some of us accident-prone folks never grew out of the messy-eating phase. And with the handy deep pocket, not a bite goes to waste.
6. These mittens with a connecting string

We can count on two nearly-frozen hands the number of times we’ve lost nice gloves. Looping the string through coat sleeves would be a glove-saver.
7. This comforting wipe warmer

Room temperature wipes? No, thanks. We want the “premium warm wipe” experience babies have been getting all these years.
8. This stroller with an attached sleeping bag

What’s better than getting rolled around everywhere? Being in a warm, fuzzy cocoon the whole time.
9. This powdery fresh Pooh lotion

Okay, fine. We can just borrow the baby’s lotion, but if smelling like a powder-dusted angel well into your 30s is wrong, we don’t want to be right.
10. This toilet with built-in iPad

Sometimes, the 2.5 minutes we spend in the bathroom are our only moments of peace. Why not maximize me-time with a little bathroom browsing?
11. This super premium deluxe car seat

Sitting in traffic would be so much easier in a seat that is basically contoured to cushion your entire body.
12. This cooling pad for hot, sticky seats

Because sitting in a warm, leather car seat for an extended period of time can leave you feeling a little… swampy.