1. This futuristic electronic baby rocker Rockaroo / Via diapers.com A soft, cushioned reclining chair that gently sways to nature sounds? Sign us up. 2. The baby version of a Snuggie Halo SleepSack / Via diapers.com Sure, you could turn yourself into a human burrito with a regular blanket, but the SleepSack keeps everything from the neck down to your toes insulated and toasty during those cold, winter nights. 3. This soft kangaroo-like wrap Baby K'Tan on Diapers.com / Via diapers.com Because after a sleepless night and exhausting day, can someone just carry us around kangaroo style for a little while? 4. This cushiony bath pillow Leachco Safer Bather Infant Bath Pad / Via diapers.com Why, yes, we’d like to feel like we’re bathing on a cloud. 5. This contoured bib with a handy crumb catcher BabyBjorn / Via diapers.com Because some of us accident-prone folks never grew out of the messy-eating phase. And with the handy deep pocket, not a bite goes to waste. 6. These mittens with a connecting string Zutano Cozie Fleece Mittens W/String / Via diapers.com We can count on two nearly-frozen hands the number of times we’ve lost nice gloves. Looping the string through coat sleeves would be a glove-saver. 7. This comforting wipe warmer Prince Lionheart Premium Wipe Warmer / Via diapers.com Room temperature wipes? No, thanks. We want the “premium warm wipe” experience babies have been getting all these years. 8. This stroller with an attached sleeping bag JJ Cole Urban BundleMe Foot Muff / Via diapers.com What’s better than getting rolled around everywhere? Being in a warm, fuzzy cocoon the whole time. 9. This powdery fresh Pooh lotion New Windsor Disney Baby Daily Renewal Baby Lotion / Via diapers.com Okay, fine. We can just borrow the baby’s lotion, but if smelling like a powder-dusted angel well into your 30s is wrong, we don’t want to be right. 10. This toilet with built-in iPad 2-in-1 iPotty with Activity Seat for iPad / Via diapers.com Sometimes, the 2.5 minutes we spend in the bathroom are our only moments of peace. Why not maximize me-time with a little bathroom browsing? 11. This super premium deluxe car seat Maxi-Cosi Mico AP Infant Car Seat / Via diapers.com Sitting in traffic would be so much easier in a seat that is basically contoured to cushion your entire body. 12. This cooling pad for hot, sticky seats Geleeo Universal Stroller Cooling Pad / Via diapers.com Because sitting in a warm, leather car seat for an extended period of time can leave you feeling a little… swampy.