23 Ways Miss Piggy Is The Reigning Queen Of Awesome

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4. Despite being called a "pig," she confidently shows off her enormous sex appeal.

Miss Piggy has fought against porcine stereotypes her whole life and prefers to be referred to by the politically correct term, "Superstar."

5. She's literally the boss of everything.

She was the French Editor of Vogue in The Muppets, and the overlord of a whole fucking island in Muppet Treasure Island. She basically rules the world.


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9. She's loved one man forever...

(Left) Miss Piggy and Kermit at the wedding he was forced into in the '80s. (Right) Miss Piggy and Kermit, happily filled with Stockholm Syndrome love today.

14. And she achieved superstardom despite her humble background.

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Allegedly, Miss Piggy grew up in a small town. Her father died when she was young, and her mother was abusive, and she had to enter beauty contests to survive. At one point, she was even forced to walk the sandwich board for a barbecue joint.

23. She can easily pass as any female icon in history.

Annie Hall, Cleopatra, Marilyn Monroe, Venus — these are only some of the women lucky enough to have been replicated by this goddess.