1. Dubliners by James Joyce
2. Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
3. The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer
What it says: "This wenche thikke and wel ygrowen was,/ With kamus nose and eyen greye as glas,/ With buttoked brode, and brestes rounde and hye;/ But right fair was hire heer, I wol nat lye."
TL;DR Girl's lookin' to get some.
4. Romeo and Juliet by William Shaksespeare
5. Ulysses by James Joyce
What it sats: "O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and the pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes."
TL;DR: You don't need a man to have fun.
6. Dangerous Liasons by Pierre Ambroise François Choderlos de Laclos
7. Fanny Hill by John Cleland
8. Delta of Venus by Anais Nin
9. The Decameron by Giovanni Boccaccio
10. Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller
11. Hamlet by William Shakespeare
What is says: "Hamlet: Nay, but to live/ In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,/ Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love/ Over the nasty sty,—"
TL; DR: I want to do the dirty all day long.