Lace Front Beards Are Apparently A Thing And It's Terrifying
There are some things that just should never be done. This is one of them.
This is Denzel Wells, a contestant on the latest cycle of America's Next Top Model.
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Notice anything out of the ordinary about him? His beard, perhaps?
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Nope, your eyes aren't playing evil tricks on you. That is, indeed, a lace front beard, aka a BEARD WEAVE, on his face.
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That's essentially a wig. ON HIS FACE. Let that sink in for a few seconds.
IT CAN BE COMBED.
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Just like a real beard!
For some reason, which is beyond human comprehension, Tyra thought a beard weave would be a good idea.
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The beard weave was even ENCOURAGED.
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We demand an explanation from this hairstylist ASAP.
Pretty sure his castmates aren't the biggest fans of it, either.
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Is that even a question?
Ohhh, Denzel, Denzel, Denzel. Poor Denzel.
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But if Tyra's happy, then we're all happy.
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FYI, these can be purchased IRL.
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And they come in different colors, because a man needs options.