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Which Presidential Candidate Are You Based On Your Halloween Preferences?

With Halloween just around the corner, why not distract yourself from the election by taking a quiz about the election?

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  1. What is your favorite candy?

    Candy Corn - Everyone's favorite seasonal orange treat
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    Candy Corn - Everyone's favorite seasonal orange treat
    Sour Gummy O's - A somewhat obscure green confection
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    Sour Gummy O's - A somewhat obscure green confection
    Cough Drops
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    Cough Drops
    Fruit Roll-Ups
    Fruit Roll-Ups
  2. A sketchy-looking kid is hanging out in the shadows by a candy bowl.

    He has a right to be standing there, what harm could he be doing?
    This kid is suspicious, and poses a risk to the candy bowl. He must be neutralized.
    Not all people standing in shadows are dangerous.
    Keep your distance and ask what the kid is doing there.
  3. Which monsters scare you the most?

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    Vampires! They're foreign and they suck all the good out of society.
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    Vampires! They're foreign and they suck all the good out of society.
    The Creature from the Black Lagoon! It's a bit obscure, but still just as scary.
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    The Creature from the Black Lagoon! It's a bit obscure, but still just as scary.
    Zombies! Quite frightful, although somewhat lacking in the brain department.
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    Zombies! Quite frightful, although somewhat lacking in the brain department.
    Ghosts! Creatures from the past which come back to haunt us.
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    Ghosts! Creatures from the past which come back to haunt us.
  4. What are you dressing up as to go trick-or-treating?

    A Werewolf - A creature which changes between man and beast
    A Princess - A veritable queen of beauty
    A hippie - A socially liberal type of person, in favor of peace
    I'm not going trick-or-treating.
  5. Pick a Halloween/Horror Movie:

    Nightmare Before Christmas - A most popular movie
    Halloweentown - A movie about the supernatural
    Husk - Quite obscure with the general masses
    Bad Milo! - A horror movie
  6. How do you give out candy?

    Leave the whole bowl of candy outside the door
    Keep the bowl inside and hand out one piece of candy to people you deem “trustworthy”
    Leave a bowl outside, but put a sign asking people to only take one and periodically check to make sure the candy is safe
    Leave the lights off and pretend you’re not home
  7. How do you decorate your house?

    Go all out, no expenses spared!
    Don’t spend everything, but put a lot of lights up and make the house look nice.
    Can't afford to spend too much on the house, get some jack-o-lanterns and lawn decorations out there instead.
    Focus your spending elsewhere.
  8. The neighbors across the street are irritating you with their loud Halloween party:

    Call the police on those hooligans and turn them in for disturbing the peace!
    Attempt to laugh it off and talk trash about them with your friends the next day.
    Act confused, what is this party even for?
    Bunker down in your house and wait for the party to end.
  9. You’re out trick-or-treating:

    All you have is your candy-receptacle of choice. You wouldn’t want to incite any violence.
    You’re armed with pepper spray, a taser, and a pocketknife. You won’t become another statistic tonight.
    You have a concealed canister of pepper spray. It’ll drive away those pesky candy thieves.
    Use common sense - people with the right to have their defense weapon of choice should be able to carry it.

Which Presidential Candidate Are You Based On Your Halloween Preferences?

You got: Donald J. TrumpKin

Donald Trump is a man of very strong opinion, and loves to share those opinions with the world. Many times, his remarks and beliefs have stricken a negative cord with the American society, which a select few weren't affected at all. He has very strict policies on abortion: it should t be done. He said if he was chosen to be the President of the Unites States, he would hire Supreme Justices that would reflect his beliefs on abortion. He wants disputes about it to be taken to court at a state level. During the final presidential debate, he mentioned how abortion clinics and organizations like Planned Parenthood would “rip out fetuses during the ninth month.” (Which is highly incorrect, might I add.) Trump has also said that as POTUS he would crack down on illegal immigrants and build a wall that will cause a problem for Latino people crossing the border illegally. He wants Mexico to pay for that wall, and the leader of the country of Mexico refuses to do so. Trump believes that the second amendment is one of the most Important ones. He wants looser gun laws.

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You got: Hillary ClownTon

As a presidential candidate Hilary Clinton is calm and compared to Donald Trump like boring “vanilla ice-cream”. Her motto is “Oh pick me I’m a progressive woman” and her favorite plant is the mushroom (not because she is a dirty politician, we-hopefully-all know that, but because she looks like every other mushroom, however, she’s the poisonous one). She is a standard presidential candidate who has done some political activity here and there and is hoping to improve America by giving false promises, TV ads and, “dat sweet sweet Benjamins”. Nonetheless, she does have some merit to her. She is calm in the face of the Trump train and is capable of delivering the right messages at the right time......well except for that time when she was sick, or that time when she lied about her emails…. oh and that time when she tweeted to The Donald Two Chains Drumph Baby Hands Cotton Hair Orange Trump to delete his Twitter account but that’s not the point. She understands how to do her craft and she does it exceptionally well. And let’s face it when it comes to plans she has them cause She’s a “decent politician with a winning complexion”. Or as good of a plan as any considering the turmoil in America not just financially but racially, politically, and even socially especially considering her opponent has not shared a hint of any plan (or has tried to bribe congress because, even Trump knows Congress is rigged). But, Hillary Clinton is a corrupt politician with some questionable activity in the past. Email scandals, lying about sicknesses, picking Tim Cook as a possibility for a candidate, picking Tom Kaine (even Virginians have no clue who this guy is), was involved in the Watergate scandal, as well as involved in many mysterious deaths such as John Ash and many others. Let’s just hope she is the lesser of two evils. Try hard Stephen Colbert William Yao signing off.

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You got: Scary Johnson

Pro-choice, pro-marijuana, much less obscure than Jill Stein, your result is the wonderful spoopy Scary Johnson! The candidate from the Libertarian party, Scary Johnson has lived a busy life, he was the 29th governor of New Mexico and the 2016 election will be his second time running for President. Formerly a Republican, Johnson switched sides and became a Libertarian shortly before the 2012 election officially began. As a libertarian, he is economically conservative and socially liberal. He is opposed to both Social Security and Medicaid, as well as foreign wars. Despite his level of experience, he struggles with being able to keep track of current events and often finds himself blissfully unaware of important issues occurring. This, along with his general obscurity have left him struggling to keep up in the election. Despite all of this, Scary Johnson will always have a spoopy place in our hearts.

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You got: Jill FrankenStein

A different kind of presidential candidate who is anti-gun violence and has more open immigration views. She's barely known in this election, you're Jill Frankenstein. Who???

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