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9 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Would Be A Pretty Awesome Party Guest

Jesus would be pretty awesome at parties. There is literally a book written about it.

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2. He can rally all of your sick friends after they drink more than they can handle.

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"One second I was vomiting my guts out and the next I hear this dude behind me say 'Arise, you're all good now, bro.'"

3. He could do this, which is pretty sick.

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Walking on water is cool, but imagine dancing on water. Imagine a guy dancing on water in a tie-dye shirt and Teva sandals. That would be an amazing party.

5. Maybe he could also make something like this happen.

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Really who knows what this guy could do in the modern era. Some funky light fixtures is really not that big of a jump from water dancing and biblical mixology.

9. He will not let a hangover stop him from raging again. Ever.

While you're still sleeping off a red wine hangover, JC will be up blasting Creed's "With Arms Wide Open" gearing up for another night of debauchery.

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