1. The guy is very economical about furniture arrangements.
2. He can rally all of your sick friends after they drink more than they can handle.
3. He could do this, which is pretty sick.
4. Your rager would never run out of drinks.
5. Maybe he could also make something like this happen.
6. He always brings enough snacks for everyone.
7. He always knows who not to invite.
8. If the party gets busted, Jesus will take the blame for everything.
9. He will not let a hangover stop him from raging again. Ever.
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