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9 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Would Be A Pretty Awesome Party Guest

Jesus would be pretty awesome at parties. There is literally a book written about it.

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1. The guy is very economical about furniture arrangements.

He convinced every member of this dinner to sit on one side of the table, maximizing space for other activities.
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He convinced every member of this dinner to sit on one side of the table, maximizing space for other activities.

2. He can rally all of your sick friends after they drink more than they can handle.

"One second I was vomiting my guts out and the next I hear this dude behind me say 'Arise, you're all good now, bro.'"
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"One second I was vomiting my guts out and the next I hear this dude behind me say 'Arise, you're all good now, bro.'"

3. He could do this, which is pretty sick.

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Walking on water is cool, but imagine dancing on water. Imagine a guy dancing on water in a tie-dye shirt and Teva sandals. That would be an amazing party.

4. Your rager would never run out of drinks.

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Some red wine might not be what you asked for, but you know what they say: red wine is better than having nothing else to drink.

5. Maybe he could also make something like this happen.

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Really who knows what this guy could do in the modern era. Some funky light fixtures is really not that big of a jump from water dancing and biblical mixology.

6. He always brings enough snacks for everyone.

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Imagine the fish concept but with chips and guac. How crazy would that be?

7. He always knows who not to invite.

Had everyone listened to Jesus, they would have known Judas was going to call the cops.
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Had everyone listened to Jesus, they would have known Judas was going to call the cops.

8. If the party gets busted, Jesus will take the blame for everything.

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Seriously, Jesus will die to ensure your party is as funky as possible. He won't even care that much.

9. He will not let a hangover stop him from raging again. Ever.

While you're still sleeping off a red wine hangover, JC will be up blasting Creed's "With Arms Wide Open" gearing up for another night of debauchery.

While you're still sleeping off a red wine hangover, JC will be up blasting Creed's "With Arms Wide Open" gearing up for another night of debauchery.

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