"You want to get married right now?"
"It tastes like Valentine's day. I see like teddy bears, rose petals and red balloons"
"Have you ever seen anything more beautiful?"
"Brian is sweet, has a good heart, real personality and I am a human..."
"Because I am a good friend. We are piercing her vagina..."
"You are not a virgin anymore right?"
"Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them wear f*cking heels"
"This is like the liquid form of Las Vegas."
"I am touching something that is going to be racing. It's a lot."
“I looked like a dead whale floating at the top."
My legs are f*cking killing me.
"They are trying to find the research team to figure out where is my dad."
Anything to get me closer to Beyoncé
Turns out, it's really awkward trying to walk and pose at the same time.
You may want to consider learning an instrument.
I am so afraid to touch my face cus' it feels priceless.
I realized I wasn't in an Uber.
This is such an orgasmic experience.
"Wait. There's still PlayStation?"