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    23 Things From Jet That’ll Make You Say “Why Did No One Tell Me About Jet Before?”

    Seriously, why am I just now finding out about this?

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    1. A linen blend romper with a traveler's print, because all the adventures of the world can't wait for you to put on pants and a shirt separately.


    Price: $75 (available in sizes S-L)

    Check out Jet's full selection of ModCloth items here.

    2. An oil-free and moisturizing SPF 45 sunscreen so the sun won't burn your face as you're burning daylight.


    Promising review: "Perfect for my acne-prone skin; doesn't break me out or make my skin oily." —Ivy

    Price: $28.74

    3. An amethyst-attached air plant you only have to water once a week, because who wants to manifest the healing powers of Mother Nature if it requires too much upkeep?


    Price: $22

    More air plants can be found here.

    4. A pair of floral Doc Martens that'll be the perfect marching-partners for your war on mundane footwear.


    Price: $160.68 (available in sizes 3-9), and $147.56 for the all-black version (available in sizes 3-10)

    5. A card-game (BuzzFeed's Social Sabotage) for anyone willing to risk the sanctity of their ~Brand~, so your friends can be on their phones and still be part of the party.


    Players dare each other to post or text embarrassing and/or social-media-career-ending things (i.e. Post on Facebook, "Grandpa really fills out those khakis"), and the player who completes the most dares, and probably has to do the most damage control, is the winner!

    Promising review: "This game will put you into a constant state of suspense and entertainment, as you laugh at your friends' expense and your own embarrassment. I would highly recommend this game to any friend-group over the usual weekend bar hop." —Ricki

    Price: $24.97

    PSST!...BuzzFeed makes money if you buy this!

    6. A 1000-piece puzzle with roughly a million puppers on it. It's the easiest way to get this many dogs together without a park and a complete skeletons of bones.


    Price: $14.98

    For a puzzle with less pieces and (tragically) less dogs, try this one!

    7. A pint of birthday-cake ice cream from Big Gay Ice Cream, because every day is someone's birthday, but lighting that many candles is just begging for a house-fire.


    Price: $6.39

    Check out other Big Gay Ice Cream flavors here!

    8. A sheet of temporary SpongeBob SquarePants tattoos for anyone who wants to try out a Squidward face-tat before committing to the real deal.


    Price: $1.14

    If your body is a journal of non-SpongeBob SquarePants stories, check out these other temporary-tattoos here!

    9. An outdoor gravity orb, so you can have a ball by being the ball.


    Everyone needs a few of these, so I strongly recommend buying in bulk and taking advantage of Jet's discounting model.

    Price: $104.99

    10. A candle that'll promise a masculine scent to fill any room with the scent of a Hunky Dude when one isn't readily available.


    Breathe and bask in notes of musk, vanilla, amber, and cedarwood.

    Price: $26.27

    More manly-man candles can be found here.

    11. A plush snuggle-bed for your ~Refined & Civilized~ pets that'll put your lap-dog directly into the lap of luxury.


    Promising review: "OMG, love this bed, and my little one does, too! I have a 16-pound Malti-Poo-Shu who jumped right into it and is already a fan!" —Deborah A

    Price: $67.88

    I'm waiting on the team of scientists I sent on a fact-finding mission to confirm this claim, but I'm pretty sure your cat will also love this couch!

    12. A Harry Potter soup mug, because even He Who Must Not Be Named can probably get down with a nice cauldron of split pea soup.


    Price: $18.99

    More Harry Potter merchandise can be found here.

    13. A 7-piece BBQ apron and utensil set for anyone in your life who knows how to sling that meat.


    The set includes tongs, a spatula with a built-in bottle opener, fork, an oven mitt, and spice containers that can all be slotted into its heavy-gauge nylon apron.

    Promising review: "Apron is NOT flimsy at all. Tools seem strong. Love this item." —Susan

    Price: $20.49

    14. A waterproof bluetooth speaker with a reinforced carabiner that redefines the term "sound clip."


    Promising review: "I researched this speaker, and a couple others, and I'm glad I picked this one." —J smile

    Price: $59.88 (originally $71.99; available in two colors)

    15. A 10-count of Keurig cups from Death Wish Coffee Company so you can prove "Death Before Decaf" is more than your personal motto.


    Promising review: "I am a coffee junkie and this is some of the best high-octane brew I have ever had!" —Tammy

    Price: $15.99

    For Keurig cups that tempt death a ~little~ less, check out these.

    16. A backpack with an out-of-this-world print for the days when you need to know the whole galaxy has your back.


    Price: $27.75+ (available in 19 colors)

    17. A rug straight from your '90s Christmas wish list, just waiting to be bought with your Grown-Ass-Adult money.


    Promising review: "We ordered this for our son's (who LOVES anything with cars, trucks, and trains) second birthday. The pictures on the rug are a little bigger than I thought they would be, but it seems very sturdy, soft enough, and has been a total hit with our little guy!" —ef12

    Price: $49.64 (originally $79.99)

    You're going to need some toy cars for this bad-boy, and I've got you covered.

    18. A deep fryer that won't grease up your entire kitchen counter. One look at this baby in action will convince you the old adage should be, "Eyes on the prize and eyes on the fries."


    Promising review: "I have been shopping for a deep fryer for quite a while and came across this one. I am so glad I did. This is the perfect size for 1 to 2 people and it's fast and so easy to use. The cleanup is a breeze because everything comes apart for easy washing. I am known as the 'kitchen gadget girl' who's always looking to purchase great products and this is definitely one of them." —SeeSea

    Price: $24 (originally $29.99)

    19. A bottle of raw and unfiltered honey with all the sweetness of honey and none of the guilt of crushing a plastic bear.


    Promising review: "As a rule, I don't like honey. I decided to try this and, boy, I am glad I did. I fried some 🍗, made some biscuits, and opened this 🍯. All I can say is OMG; it is the best I have ever tasted." —Dolores L

    Price: $6.90+ (available in three sizes)

    Nature Nate's also has a bear-shaped option for $6.63.

    20. A combination night-light and coin bank that'll stand in as your unicorn while you save for a real one.


    Price: $22.94

    If, for some reason, you want to put your coins into something not shaped like a unicorn, check out these!

    21. A doggie life-jacket that'll turn every Good Boy into a Good Buoyant.


    Promising review: "Well-made, easy to use, and our dog doesn't object to wearing it." —Coyotemaggie

    Price: $19.20 for the large jacket (and other sizes can be found here)

    22. A 24-pack of the UNDISPUTED BEST flavor of LaCroix, just waiting for you to drink it with your pinky-finger out.


    Promising review: "This flavor is unavailable in my area and I'm so glad I can purchase it on Jet." —Katherine M

    Price: $9.54

    Other ~lesser~ flavors of LaCroix can be found here.

    23. And a shark fanny pack that'll hold your iPhone in its (zippered) teeth. To be fair, your iPhone can probably get you into more dangerous places than the jaws of a shark.


    Price: $31.36

    If you're afraid of sharks, check out these options.

    Do you feel like a shark in an ocean of deals?


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