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1.A linen blend romper with a traveler's print, because all the adventures of the world can't wait for you to put on pants and a shirt separately.
2.An oil-free and moisturizing SPF 45 sunscreen so the sun won't burn your face as you're burning daylight.
3.An amethyst-attached air plant you only have to water once a week, because who wants to manifest the healing powers of Mother Nature if it requires too much upkeep?
4.A pair of floral Doc Martens that'll be the perfect marching-partners for your war on mundane footwear.
5.A card-game (BuzzFeed's Social Sabotage) for anyone willing to risk the sanctity of their ~Brand~, so your friends can be on their phones and still be part of the party.
6.A 1000-piece puzzle with roughly a million puppers on it. It's the easiest way to get this many dogs together without a park and a complete skeletons of bones.
7.A pint of birthday-cake ice cream from Big Gay Ice Cream, because every day is someone's birthday, but lighting that many candles is just begging for a house-fire.