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    Updated on Oct 29, 2018. Posted on Oct 26, 2018

    18 Foods That'll Basically Last Forever

    When the apocalypse comes, you better get ready to eat a lot of these.

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    1. A bottle of apple cider vinegar to use as a vegetable wash in in a vinaigrette whenever you're good and ready to eat a salad. Maybe next year, no rush!

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    As is the case with all these products, this vinegar must be properly stored to get the most out of its shelf-life. Keep this in the glass bottle in comes in and it should stay ready to use for the next few decades!

    Get a 32-ounce bottle from Walmart for $5.98 (also available in a six-pack).

    2. A six-pack of sea salt shakers for adding a little something (/anything) to the hearty breakfast you somehow both under- and overcooked.

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    Get a six-pack of 17.6-ounce shakers from Walmart for $13.44.

    3. A bag of potato flakes so you can have mashed potatoes available at an instant, even when this bag gets forgotten deep in your cupboard.

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    You could keep these in the bag, but they'll last even longer if you transfer them into an airtight container.

    Get a 16-ounce bag from Walmart for $4.30.

    4. A bottle of Nature Nate's unfiltered honey that won't get bitter with age. Let this honey double as a role-model for your own ~gentle~ maturation.

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    Get a 40-ounce bottle from Walmart for $13.55.

    5. A jar of instant coffee, because your favorite coffeeshops will open and close, but instant coffee is always there for you.

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    Get a 10.5-ounce jar from Walmart for $8.28.

    6. A 12-pack of organic ramen you can buy now and keep until your kids are in college. "Here you go, my child. This is what I ate in college — these exact packets, in fact."

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    So, this product only includes the ramen noodles and soup flavoring, but please (I beg you) add some vegetables and eggs to your noodles, so you can have a real meal like the one pictured above.

    Get a 12-pack of 21-ounce ramen packets from Walmart for $11.58.

    7. A bottle of organic maple syrup that held up just fine inside a tree and holds up even better in your temperature-regulated kitchen.

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    Get a 12.5-ounce bottle from Walmart for $7.98.

    8. A four-pound canister of dried lentils to power up your vegetarian dishes with a dense, non-meat source of potassium, iron, and protein.

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    That's right, another product I recommend storing in an airtight container.

    Get it from Walmart for $14.07.

    9. A bag of old-fashioned rolled oats so your mornings can begin with a new personal mantra, "My life is a mess, but my oats are fresh."

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    Get a 16-ounce bag from Walmart for $4.08.

    10. A three-pack of lower-sodium soy sauce for all your favorite East-Asian dishes. An enduring sauce for an enduring cuisine, perf!

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    Get a three-pack of 15-ounce bottles from Walmart for $7.71.

    11. A four-pound bag of raw sugar that stays sweet and innocent, even after it sees you mercilessly demolish a frightening amount of baked goods.

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    Get it from Jet for $6.46.

    12. A 12-pack of canned beef to stock your emergency bunker with, as you hold tryouts for potential members of your Zombie Apocalypse Team.

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    Get a 12-pack of 14.5-ounce cans from Jet for $125.20.

    13. A six-pack of British Blend black tea for a cuppa while marathoning The Great British Baking Show. Noel Fielding is the best host the show has ever had, btw.

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    Noel is both absurdist and supportive, and what more could you want? Also, keep these tea bags in an airtight container and they'll keep their flavor!

    Get a six-pack of 80-count boxes from Walmart for $15.21.

    14. A packet of powdered coconut milk that can (comfortably) live in your purse, until you need a non-dairy creamer or quick bowl of cereal on the subway.

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    Promising review: "I carry this in my purse at all times, so I can have vegan creamer with my coffee whenever my husband and I eat out. Delicious!" —Diana P.

    Get a 5.25-ounce packet from Walmart for $5.58.

    15. A bottle of pure vanilla extract just as dependable (and ready to bake a cake at midnight) as your best friend.

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    Get a 16-ounce bottle from Walmart for $35.88.

    16. A 20-pound bag of jasmine rice, because your love of rice isn't going anywhere — and you want a bag with the same type of longevity.

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    Say it with me, this time, "Keep it in an airtight container."

    Get it from Walmart for $15.92.

    17. A jar of ghee butter mixed with Himalayan pink salt so you can kick regular butter to the curb and start sautéing with more oomph.

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    Promising review: "This is the best ghee; I've tried several brands and this one far exceeds all of them, in quality and taste. I use it for cooking and also on toast, potatoes and rice, and it's become my complete substitute for butter." —Linda J

    Get a nine-ounce jar from Walmart for $10.12.

    18. And a 10-count box of Twinkies, the Immortal Snack Cake. Global warming, malevolent artificial intelligence, and/or nuclear warfare might end humanity, but Twinkies wouldn't even flinch.

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    Promising review: "Sure, they may be a bit pricey, but the taste of a fluffy sponge and gooey filling just makes it all worth it!" —Sticka7

    Get it from Jet for $2.99.

    I've been saving this baby since the 90s.

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