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    Cowboy

    Connoisseur of dead worms, Snausages, and distilled water from the base of his Christmas tree. Beagle in a bandana. Says, "Roo!" Would like to give you a tour of his perfume factory.

    Devon Glenn
    by Devon Glenn

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