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Happy National Masturbation Month, America [NSFW]

Turns out May is National Masturbation Month. In celebration of this totally legitimate holiday, let's take a look at 10 of pop culture's most famous self-pleasuring moments.

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Start it off with a classic!

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Even more classic. It's so ingrained in our culture that they used it in an ad for JC Penney's!

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Frustrated Suburban Dad seeking a reawakening, courtesy of Mena Suvari and a lively imagination full of rose petals.

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Is that...hair gel?

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Somehow, there are opponents to masturbation. Remember Christine O'Donnell? The non-witch? She made a name for herself again when this old video resurfaced.

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Ignore the re-edit, we all remember poor Sally Draper was watching The Man from U.N.C.L.E. when she was caught. Does anything go right in this girl's life? Aside from her friendship with Glen.

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Really, the whole episode is a highlight in its clever way of never explicitly stating the topic of discussion. Not featured in this particular clip: "I'M OUT!"

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I mean, doesn't this song above all come to mind? (PHRASING)

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Another case of anti-masturbation controversy, there was a big uproar over the explicit references to the act in Philip Roth's brilliant "Portnoy's Complaint."

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The man who should be heralded as the icon of masturbating isn't even a man at all. Ladies and Gentlemen, the bear that needs no introduction!

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