Skip To Content
    This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!

    Happy National Masturbation Month, America [NSFW]

    Turns out May is National Masturbation Month. In celebration of this totally legitimate holiday, let's take a look at 10 of pop culture's most famous self-pleasuring moments.

    1.

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Start it off with a classic!

    2.

    Even more classic. It's so ingrained in our culture that they used it in an ad for JC Penney's!

    3.

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Frustrated Suburban Dad seeking a reawakening, courtesy of Mena Suvari and a lively imagination full of rose petals.

    4.

    Via metacafe.com

    Is that...hair gel?

    5.

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Somehow, there are opponents to masturbation. Remember Christine O'Donnell? The non-witch? She made a name for herself again when this old video resurfaced.

    6.

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Ignore the re-edit, we all remember poor Sally Draper was watching The Man from U.N.C.L.E. when she was caught. Does anything go right in this girl's life? Aside from her friendship with Glen.

    7.

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Really, the whole episode is a highlight in its clever way of never explicitly stating the topic of discussion. Not featured in this particular clip: "I'M OUT!"

    8.

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    I mean, doesn't this song above all come to mind? (PHRASING)

    9.

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Another case of anti-masturbation controversy, there was a big uproar over the explicit references to the act in Philip Roth's brilliant "Portnoy's Complaint."

    10.

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    The man who should be heralded as the icon of masturbating isn't even a man at all. Ladies and Gentlemen, the bear that needs no introduction!

    Create your own post!

    This post was created by a member of the BuzzFeed Community.You can join and make your own posts and quizzes.

    Sign up to create your first post!

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form