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  • Pink Darth Vader

    This awful, awful description taken off Etsy: “Buy me: I’m a Pink Darth Vader. Yeah, I said it. Oh what’s that? You didn’t know I could talk. Cause’ I totes can. Yeah. Do you believe in Breast Cancer Awareness? How about Gay Pride? Irony? Give the hipster in your life me, Pink Darth Vader. I’m god damn adorable, and you can hang me from a string, and pull me along from the spokes of your fixie. Gay people! Flaunt it, girlfriend! Work that moneymaker, you big hunk of man, you! Boobs! I support them too.”

  • Dinocop Takes A Bite Outa’ Crime

    Detroit - in the future - is crime ridden, and run by a massive company. The company have developed a huge crime fighting dinosaur, which unfortunately develops a rather dangerous glitch. The company sees a way to get back in favour with the public when a cop called Alexis Murphy is killed by a street gang. Murphys body is reconstructed with fossilized Dinosaur bones, and named Dinocop. The Dinocop is very successful against criminals, and becomes a target of supervillian Red Foreman. But what will happen when Murphey starts to remember her previous life? Via etsy:

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