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21 Questions Russian People Are Sick Of Answering

"Are there bears walking on the streets?"

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1. "Do you drink vodka every day?"

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Of course, we use it instead of the water here.

2. "Do you use samovar?"

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Wait... Are you going to tell me there is another way to drink tea?

3. "Are there bears walking on the streets?"

Yep. I usually go for a walk with my bear in the afternoon.
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Yep. I usually go for a walk with my bear in the afternoon.

4. "Did you play with matreshka?"

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How could I not play with the only toy in the country?

5. "Are there babushki everywhere?"

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Babushki are the whole population. They are constantly hanging out wherever you go.

6. "Are you from KGB?"

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Hehe, you'd better beware!

7. "Do you wear a fur coat?"

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I just have to as there is winter all year round. I even have a herring under fur coat for dinner.

8. "Are you good at playing balalaika?"

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I had a garage band my bears at college, but now I'm more focused on drinking vodka.

9. "Do you live in izba?"

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Aha. This is my cozy lair in the middle of the forest.

10. "Are there tanks on the roads?"

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Not so much, but usually you meet a couple while driving to work.

11. "Do you wear ushanka?"

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Always. Can't spend a minute without it in that freeze.

12. "I have a toast. Na zdorovie, am I saying it right?"

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I'm not sure anyone has ever used it this way back in Russia.

13. "Are you climbing buildings?"

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Sure, this is the one and only outdoor activity. Everyone is climbing buildings here.

14. "Do you wear valenki?"

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How can you ask? Ushanka, fur coat and valenki are indivisible outfit.

15. "Are you afraid of Russian Mafia?"

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I am myself Russian Mafia. Boo.

16. "Do you have AK-47?"

Yup. Just bought a brand new one from the latest collection.
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Yup. Just bought a brand new one from the latest collection.

17. "Do you really cover the walls with a carpet?"

I cover EVERYTHING with a carpet, dude.
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I cover EVERYTHING with a carpet, dude.

18. "Are you squat dancing?"

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Sure, we regularly have squat dance battles with my buddies.

19. "Is there a caviar bowl for every festive dinner?"

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Just for every dinner actually.

20. "Are winters cold in Russia?"

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Haven't you heard it has emigrated to the US?

21. "Do all the cars come out equipped with dashboard cams?"

Not only cars.
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Not only cars.

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