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Apple Juice Is Trending And The Twitter War Has Commenced
Apples versus Oranges. Who will win? This is for the Editorial Fellowship
On Sunday evening, August 9, 2020, one of the most iconic Twitter wars of all time began. We have no idea why, how, or who it started, but people from all depths of the Internet jumped online to fight in favor of Apple Juice. That's right, the stuff your mom would hand you, nicely packaged in a juice box when you were a child was being hyped up by users of all ages. Shortly after "Apple Juice" was trending, the opposition, pro-orange-juicers we shall call them, were up in arms about the claims being made. Below is coverage from the front lines of the great apple juice debate:
The first punch was thrown. Orange juice took a big hit with this Chum Bucket comparison. Little hope for recovery.
The facts quickly began to flood in.
We were given options, just not the option for oranges.
Everyone got their time to shine...
But some were too caught up in the logistics to have fun.
As things started to get more intense, the memers took a stab at things.
Others were ~wholesomely~ excited...
And some were just as excited too... however, slightly less ~wholesome~
Then the pranksters entered the ring.
Fond childhood memories came flooding in as well.
Then there was a quick refresher course on the basics of respecting others.
The F.B.I agents began to operate at expert level.
And the influencers joined those on the front lines.
We received solid evidence that the children of today are still drinking "the best breakfast juice of all time."
Some may need to amend their online-dating profiles after this.
Me: *quickly runs to the store for some apple juice so I can pretend to be in with the cool kids*