You may have noticed the #SignsYoureGettingFired hashtag floating around Twitter today, and if you thought the jokes might hit a little too close to home, well, I'm here to say that you're 1000% right.
Here are 23 of the most gut-busting (but also gut-wrenching) ones:
1.
When you get called into the office and it’s your manager sitting there with an HR rep. #SignsYoureGettingFired
2.
Out of nowhere you start training your replacement without even knowing. #SignsYoureGettingFired
3.
“Hey can you send me a comprehensive doc of all the people you’re in contact with, their email, and what you’re working on with them?” #SignsYoureGettingFired
4.
#SignsYoureGettingFired Your boss brings in an empty box and sets it on your desk.
5.
The keys to your office no longer work for some reason. #SignsYoureGettingFired
6.
When your boss tells you "I think you need a break" You say "I don't need one" He says "Yes you do" #SignsYoureGettingFired
7.
When the camera footage clearly doesn’t match your story.... #SignsYoureGettingFired
8.
“Carl, Have you got a minute?” #SignsYoureGettingFired
9.
When your boss asks for documentation after you take off work for the fifth time in one year for your grandmother's funeral. #SignsYoureGettingFired
10.
So what do you do here? #SignsYoureGettingFired
11.
#SignsYoureGettingFired When you go from 40hrs to 14.....
12.
The person from HR who you haven’t spoken to since the day you were hired suddenly sends you a meeting request. #SignsYoureGettingFired
13.
Noone looks you in the eye anymore #SignsYoureGettingFired
14.
#SignsYoureGettingFired Karen in HR forgets you
15.
When you find your position on Indeed dot com #SignsYoureGettingFired
16.
They look surprised to see you #SignsYoureGettingFired
17.
#SignsYoureGettingFired You never make it to work on time.
18.
Your definition of ‘busy’ is different from everyone else’s. #SignsYoureGettingFired
19.
#SignsYoureGettingFired There's a goodbye cake in the fridge at work with your name on it
20.
People stop talking when you approach them #SignsYoureGettingFired
21.
Coworkers no longer retweet you #SignsYoureGettingFired
22.
No one’s been treating you the same since the office potluck And you know what you did #SignsYoureGettingFired
23.
Pornhub suddenly blocked on your machine. #SignsYoureGettingFired
Whelp...I guess it's back to work now, people!
