1.
being single hits different when you’re not a hoe 😭
2.
Ok I’m tired of being single now! Bae you can come out of hiding now😭
3.
alright when does cuffing season start. just wondering. for a friend.
4.
i’m so single right now and idk what to do with all the time I usually spend thinking about my 6 boyfriends like i’m reading a book right now. I didn’t even know I could still read
5.
“Cuffing season is upon us”
6.
"it's cuffing szn"
7.
I’m officially the only single person left in my friend group so
8.
Being single don’t hit you till NIGHT TIME I always realize I’m all I got around this time..
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Me going into cuffing season knowing I’m not getting drafted 🥴😭😭
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when people ask about my dating life:
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this halloween im gonna be SINGLE AF
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I feel as if I should be eligible for some sort of tax break for still being single and eating out of the pan I cooked my dinner in.
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My dating life is clearly going well
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Being single is all fun and games until you realise it’s a never ending cycle of getting to know someone...they eventually stop texting you, then they watch your Instagram story everyday until you DIE.
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Some peeps have been single for so long. When you ask them who they’re with ... they say Vodacom 😉#singlelife
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“single life, best life”
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CUFFING SZN!!! Apply in DM. ᵀᵉʳᵐˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒⁿᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ
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me: *hates being single* also me:
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me because me because I’m I’m single not being played
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Me, during cuffing season:
21.
Its cuffing season so either im getting a gf or getting arrested