Here Are 20 Of The Funniest, Shadiest, And Most Earnest Comments Recently Posted On BuzzFeed
"If I saw my man load the dishwasher like that, I would question his intelligence and my vagina would clamp down for a month."
1. Re: Lisa Kudrow talking about how playing Phoebe on Friends had actually been a huge challenge for her...
3. This one, too:
"She looks like when a bird mama feeds the baby bird by regurgitating food into its mouth."
"One time in high school, I was out sick, so my friend had to forward me the assignments I missed. One of them was an essay for English. The prompt was to write about a personal hero in your life. However, she never told me that. Instead she said to write about someone fun. So while everyone else wrote papers about people like Gandhi, Mozart, and their grandmother, I ended up writing about Shrek."
6. And also this one:
"Well that's not a dildo then, it's a penis sculpture. BDE of decorating."
7. Re: a very wholesome roundup of tweets about finding your soulmate...
"I knew my fiancé was the one when I started to SOB about missing my dog due to my divorce and he just...let me work it out until he could tell that I couldn’t breathe through my nose anymore. I had calmed down by this point, so he asked me if I wanted a tissue.
He was lying there holding me, I rolled over to my left side, grabbed a tissue, sorta looked back over my right shoulder, and said, 'I’ll be ok.' Then I blew my nose while simultaneously farting the hardest, longest fart I’ve ever farted in my life — which also happened to be the first time I farted in front of him...on our first Valentine’s Day together. There was a beat then we both DIED laughing, which was sooooooo much needed in such a heavy moment. He’s my very best friend, and I can’t wait to get married next October."
10. Re: this appreciation post of celebrity kids who look just like their uber-famous parents...
"Apple Martin is one letter away from being Apple Martini."
"God bless all the girls in a bar bathroom at 12:45 a.m. God bless them all."
12. Re: a roundup of women sharing things men don't know about them...
"The smell of fresh laundered clothes on men is far more attractive than half a bottle of cologne/body spray. If your cologne can be smelled from 20 feet away outside, it’s too much, and I don’t know how you breathe. Less is more but a nice laundry detergent is 'most.'"
"This critique of a 20-year-old show, to me, is a fool’s errand. Some of these jokes might be inappropriate for today’s tastes, but you might want to take a beat and consider that it was through these jokes on wildly popular shows that these sensitive issues were first introduced to the public at large.
Progress depends on awareness, and if you wind back the clock, these Friends episodes were progressive in their own way, as they touched on subjects that still seem taboo today. Comedy is a form of acceptance, and I honestly think our culture would be hindered, if these mainstream shows did not address those issues in the past."
15. Re: this roundup of real life secrets people plan on taking with them to the grave...
"I knew about my dad's affair before my mom did, so I created an email account and sent my dad a message saying that I had pictures of them, and if he didn't tell my mother, I would send them to her and the woman's husband (who was his best friend). He did it, and they divorced, but my mom was very well off without him. To this day, he still doesn't know it was me..."
19. Re: news that the ~youths~ are doing this thing called the "glued lip challenge" on TikTok...
"I could get all 'kids these days,' but back in my day we were doing the cinnamon challenge. So, at least they've gotten somewhat less lethal."