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    15 Tweets About What Women Actually Want In Life

    *Sees my ex with a new girl* She's just all right. *Notices her dress has pockets* Damn.


    What do we want? DRESSES WITH POCKETS! How do we want them? FILLED WITH SNACKS! What kind of snacks? PREFERABL…

    @MartiSchodt / Via Twitter: @MartiSchodt


    I want a wedding dress with pockets just so I can go around all night saying "Thanks! AND IT HAS POCKETS!"

    @Julia_SCI / Via Twitter: @Julia_SCI


    I feel like I get more excited than I should when I find a dress with pockets

    @kirstinburke / Via Twitter: @kirstinburke


    this one time at prom, I dumped the bowl of gummy bears in my dress pocket & ate them throughout the night. highly…

    @citysydy / Via Twitter: @citysydy


    Are you really wearing a dress with pockets if you don't tell everyone that it has pockets???

    @anhthuhahaha / Via Twitter: @anhthuhahaha


    Bought a dress WITH POCKETS today. They are out there, people. Don't give up hope.

    @JaniGrey / Via Twitter: @JaniGrey


    I’m wearing my new dress today. It has POCKETS! Can we all take a second to take in how amazing dresses with pockets are? #sohappy

    @MaaiQue / Via Twitter: @MaaiQue


    “it has pockets!” said by every girl that has a dress with pockets.

    @okaayceleste / Via Twitter: @okaayceleste


    There's this 50 year old woman in my class- she's super cute. And today she showed us that you are NEVER too old to…

    @Alisonn_Simonee / Via Twitter: @Alisonn_Simonee


    #accurate #dresswithpockets #dresses #girlythings #jellybeancomics #lorynbrantz

    @journalistgab / Via Twitter: @journalistgab


    I'm wearing a dress with pockets, a cardigan with pockets, and a coat with pockets. I've never felt so powerful.

    @KMoeny / Via Twitter: @KMoeny


    Okay so I got promoted recently but my cousin found a wedding dress WITH POCKETS and I feel like her news is more i…

    @theactivestick / Via Twitter: @theactivestick


    sex is cool and all but have you ever owned a cool dress with POCKETS

    @ofdaredevils / Via Twitter: @ofdaredevils


    Me when I bought a dress with pockets today

    @marimolina385 / Via Twitter: @marimolina385


    *at my funeral* Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets

    @behindyourback / Via Twitter: @behindyourback