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26 Things Anyone With Saggy Boobs Will Relate To

Do your boobs hang low? Same.

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    Bought a bralette only for your boobs to fall out every five seconds.
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    Forgot to wear a bra outside and wondered if everyone was judging how low your boobs looked in your shirt.
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    Actively avoided wearing cleavage bearing tops so no one can judge your boobs.
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    Tried every online product that promises to lift your boobs only to see absolutely no difference.
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    Laughed at the "pencil test" because you know damn well your saggy boobs could probably hold an entire box of Crayola markers.
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    Never worn a backless anything because you know you'd still have to wear a bra.
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    Owned pushup bras that have enough material to block a bullet, but they still don't get the lift you want.
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    Kept a bra on during ~sexytimes~ because you were too insecure to go braless.
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    Tried to see how many things you could knock over by swinging your boobs from side-to-side in a pendulum like fashion.
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    Laid on your back and watched as your boobs fell to either side of your body and wondered, "What the fuck guys?"
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    Looked in the mirror and given your boobs a pep talk before an event where they might be on display.
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    Described your boobs as "difficult" and "hard to tame."
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    Taken off a sports bra at the end of a workout and wondered if Niagara Falls was actually hidden underneath your boobs.
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    Come up with some ~creative~ ways to keep your boobs in place that may have involved duct tape, super glue, and a prayer.
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    Leaned over a table while eating only to find the mashed potatoes that were once on your plate are now all over your boobs.
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    Lost weight and realized your boobs look saggier now than they did when you weighed more.
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    Constantly tightened the straps of your bra to the point where you probably cut off circulation to your arms.
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    Taken a shower and played with your boobs instead of actually washing your body.
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    Lifted up your boobs post shower and used a blowdryer to dry the underside of them.
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    Cursed at celebrities during award shows for having the perfect boobs for evening gowns.
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    Worn sports bras more often than you should because you'd rather have a "uniboob" than saggy boobs.
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    Immediately reach for your boobs anytime you run down the stairs to keep them from bouncing everywhere and hitting you in the chin.
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    Walked into Target only to realize it's swimsuit season and had a panic attack about trying on bathing suits that definitely won't hold your boobs up at all.
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    Finally found a swimsuit that you kind of liked but it gave you a bad case of "pancake boobs."
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    Spent hours looking at before and after pictures of boob jobs and wondered if today was the day you would finally call and make an appointment.
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    Remembered that all boobs are perfect and realized you should 100% love your boobs anyways.
 
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