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Bought a bralette only for your boobs to fall out every five seconds.Forgot to wear a bra outside and wondered if everyone was judging how low your boobs looked in your shirt.Actively avoided wearing cleavage bearing tops so no one can judge your boobs.Tried every online product that promises to lift your boobs only to see absolutely no difference.Laughed at the "pencil test" because you know damn well your saggy boobs could probably hold an entire box of Crayola markers.Never worn a backless anything because you know you'd still have to wear a bra.Owned pushup bras that have enough material to block a bullet, but they still don't get the lift you want.Kept a bra on during ~sexytimes~ because you were too insecure to go braless.Tried to see how many things you could knock over by swinging your boobs from side-to-side in a pendulum like fashion.Laid on your back and watched as your boobs fell to either side of your body and wondered, "What the fuck guys?"Looked in the mirror and given your boobs a pep talk before an event where they might be on display.Described your boobs as "difficult" and "hard to tame."Taken off a sports bra at the end of a workout and wondered if Niagara Falls was actually hidden underneath your boobs.Come up with some ~creative~ ways to keep your boobs in place that may have involved duct tape, super glue, and a prayer.Leaned over a table while eating only to find the mashed potatoes that were once on your plate are now all over your boobs.Lost weight and realized your boobs look saggier now than they did when you weighed more.Constantly tightened the straps of your bra to the point where you probably cut off circulation to your arms.Taken a shower and played with your boobs instead of actually washing your body.Lifted up your boobs post shower and used a blowdryer to dry the underside of them.Cursed at celebrities during award shows for having the perfect boobs for evening gowns.Worn sports bras more often than you should because you'd rather have a "uniboob" than saggy boobs.Immediately reach for your boobs anytime you run down the stairs to keep them from bouncing everywhere and hitting you in the chin.Walked into Target only to realize it's swimsuit season and had a panic attack about trying on bathing suits that definitely won't hold your boobs up at all.Finally found a swimsuit that you kind of liked but it gave you a bad case of "pancake boobs."Spent hours looking at before and after pictures of boob jobs and wondered if today was the day you would finally call and make an appointment.Remembered that all boobs are perfect and realized you should 100% love your boobs anyways.
