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Someone Designed A Dildo Based Off The Fish Man In "The Shape Of Water," Thank God

Oh, and it's already sold out.

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If you've seen The Shape of Water, then you know that the movie, albeit gorgeous, has one giant plot hole: We never see what the fish man's dick looks like!

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We know that he and Elisa totally go down to Poundtown, but all we get to see of his *ahem* fish stick, is Elisa describing what it looks like with her hands.

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Well, that wasn't a good enough visual image for the masterful monster-inspired dildo creator XenoCatArtifacts, so they took it upon themselves to create a dildo based off our favorite God-fish.

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This "Jewel of the Amazon", which is now completely sold out on Etsy, measures six inches long, two and a half inches wide, and is made up of silicone and gold pigments.

Based on the dildo's glowing reviews, it seems the fish dick is a BIG success.

It's a shame the dildo is sold out so close to Valentine's Day, but hopefully, it'll be restocked before Oscar night!

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