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Someone Designed A Dildo Based Off The Fish Man In "The Shape Of Water," Thank God

Oh, and it's already sold out.

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Well, that wasn't a good enough visual image for the masterful monster-inspired dildo creator XenoCatArtifacts, so they took it upon themselves to create a dildo based off our favorite God-fish.

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This "Jewel of the Amazon", which is now completely sold out on Etsy, measures six inches long, two and a half inches wide, and is made up of silicone and gold pigments.