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    Someone Designed A Dildo Based Off The Fish Man In "The Shape Of Water," Thank God

    Oh, and it's already sold out.

    If you've seen The Shape of Water, then you know that the movie, albeit gorgeous, has one giant plot hole: We never see what the fish man's dick looks like!

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    We know that he and Elisa totally go down to Poundtown, but all we get to see of his *ahem* fish stick, is Elisa describing what it looks like with her hands.

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    Well, that wasn't a good enough visual image for the masterful monster-inspired dildo creator XenoCatArtifacts, so they took it upon themselves to create a dildo based off our favorite God-fish.

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    This "Jewel of the Amazon", which is now completely sold out on Etsy, measures six inches long, two and a half inches wide, and is made up of silicone and gold pigments.

    Based on the dildo's glowing reviews, it seems the fish dick is a BIG success.

    It's a shame the dildo is sold out so close to Valentine's Day, but hopefully, it'll be restocked before Oscar night!

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