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Russian Curler Anastasia Bryzgalova Is So Hot I'm Convinced All The Snow In Korea Is Now Melted

*Googles how to become an Olympic curler by 2022*

This is Anastasia Bryzgalova, an Olympic curler from Russia, and also my new imaginary wife.

This week, Bryzgalova not only took home a bronze medal in mixed double's curling, but she also stole my heart.

And I'm not the only one. The internet is blowing up with other Anastasia stans.

I thought curling was a sport for old balding men but Anastasia Bryzgalova be looking like Megan Fox and suddenly I…

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I mean, how could you not completely melt over someone this cute??

I dare you to look me in the eyes and tell me Anastasia doesn't look like a real life Disney princess on her wedding day.

Is it even legal to be this attractive?

She's literally upstaging mother nature like it's nothing.

Can someone use Google Maps to help me find my way back home? I'm currently lost in Anastasia's eyes.

Find you someone that looks at you the way Anastasia looks at the curling rink.

Anyone know the quickest way to qualify for the an Olympic curling team? Asking for a friend.

No one is allowed to look THIS cute while holding a dog.

Although she may have only won bronze during the Olympics, Anastasia Bryzgalova will always be gold in my heart.

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