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Pippa Middleton's Wedding Rules Are So Extra And I'm Not Here For It

Who said this was okay?

All right, so this is Pippa Middleton.

She's the little sister of Kate Middleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge.

Pippa is getting married on May 20, and like any bride-to-be she has some requests for her wedding. However, the rules Pippa set in place for her magical day are — to put it delicately — fucking crazy.

First of all, her wedding has a "No ring, no bring" rule, which essentially means if you're not engaged or married then forget bringing a plus-one. No guest for you.

I'll give Pippa a pass for this one, but only because it's a British royal family rule. She can't help that her sister married a prince.

The other rule set in place for her wedding is less forgivable. According to The Telegraph, Pippa asked that her guests bring two outfits for her wedding. Apparently guests should have one outfit for the ceremony and one for the reception.

As if shopping for the perfect wedding outfit isn't hard enough, now she's asking people to bring two???

Now it could just be the fact that I hate people telling me what to do, but if someone told me I couldn't bring a plus-one AND I had to change outfits mid-wedding, I probably wouldn't go.

Congrats on the wedding, Pippa, but maybe just tone it down a notch.