May I have everyone's attention. This right here is the brilliant and adorable Donald Glover.
Some may know him as Earnest "Earn" Marks from the FX show Atlanta. Others may know him as Troy from the NBC show Community.
And for those of you who didn't already know, he is ALSO the amazing rapper known as Childish Gambino.
In December 2016, Glover released his latest album, Awaken, My Love, which contains the standout track "Redbone." This song is a masterpiece and already has over 131 million listens on Spotify.
Well, because the internet decides to ruin everything I love and hold sacred, they turned this song into a meme. People have been remixing it to represent how it would sound in certain situations — for example, a house party.
The situations are have sometimes been incredibly specific, such as when you realize you have 11 chicken nuggets in your box instead of 10.
Here is what "Redbone" would sound like if you were doing the Pacer fitness test in your middle school gym class.
Or if you were dining in Hell's Kitchen.
I'm so done. They took what was quite possibly the best ~sexytime~ song and soiled it.
Thanks for ruining everything I love, internet. Thanks a lot.