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Oregon Is Freaking Out Because They Now Have To Pump Their Own Gas

And everybody else is making fun of them for it.

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After seeing Oregonians descend into chaos on Facebook, folks living in the other 48 states (New Jersey still doesn't allow residents to pump) that allow you to pump gas for yourself decided to chime in on the conversation.

Dear residents of Oregon who are crapping your trousers now that you face the apocalyptic scenario of having to PUM…

Some imagined what gas pumps in Oregon look like now that anyone can pump gas all willy-nilly.

People in #Oregon, pumping gas for the first time.

One genius even thought to market off their fears.

Will teach any Oregonian to pump their gas for $5 a lesson