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we asked 100 people 'what is the most unnecessary halloween costume in the history of the world?' sexy Steve Harve… https://t.co/0SE0RGlTn5
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THE TOP STUDENT AT CHOGBORTS
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i'm going to make this my lock screen
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my favourite panic! at the disco song
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You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and cried after like 4 glasses of rosé
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I coughed at a frat party and some dude goes “bro pass that” ... I have asthma and pneumonia
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ME: I hope there are better categories in the second round JEOPARDY:
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“Did you cum?” Yeah out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine
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Asked my dude why he hasn’t cuffed me yet and he rly told me to “trust the process.” Hoe I’m tryna get wifed, not drafted by the sixers
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i like selena gomez bc she's one of the only real ones out there actually making worse relationship decisions than… https://t.co/SdsJ7PgHmT
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Someone stole my cat food delivery, aaaand having typed that, I think my vagina just zipped itself shut.
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sexual orientation: Steve Harrington holding a baseball bat covered in nails
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IT’S NOVEMBER! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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I work in an animation studio with some of the best artists I’ve ever met and this is the pumpkin that won our carv… https://t.co/5rgv1hUDSF