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Just 15 Hilarious Tweets By Women This Week

"Someone stole my cat food delivery, aaaand having typed that, I think my vagina just zipped itself shut."

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we asked 100 people 'what is the most unnecessary halloween costume in the history of the world?' sexy Steve Harve… https://t.co/0SE0RGlTn5

@brokeymcpoverty / Via Twitter: @brokeymcpoverty

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@PAYOLETTER / Via Twitter: @PAYOLETTER

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@hannahmosk / Via Twitter: @hannahmosk

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@annacatkopsky / Via Twitter: @annacatkopsky

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You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and cried after like 4 glasses of rosé

@jemimaskelley / Via Twitter: @jemimaskelley

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I coughed at a frat party and some dude goes “bro pass that” ... I have asthma and pneumonia

@katebeck16 / Via Twitter: @katebeck16

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ME: I hope there are better categories in the second round JEOPARDY:

@BringDaNoyz / Via Twitter: @BringDaNoyz

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“Did you cum?” Yeah out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

@morrishitty / Via Twitter: @morrishitty

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Asked my dude why he hasn’t cuffed me yet and he rly told me to “trust the process.” Hoe I’m tryna get wifed, not drafted by the sixers

@xandriamichelle / Via Twitter: @xandriamichelle

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i like selena gomez bc she's one of the only real ones out there actually making worse relationship decisions than… https://t.co/SdsJ7PgHmT

@EmmaStoneTyler / Via Twitter: @EmmaStoneTyler

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@MoreAndAgain / Via Twitter: @MoreAndAgain

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Someone stole my cat food delivery, aaaand having typed that, I think my vagina just zipped itself shut.

@ArielDumas / Via Twitter: @ArielDumas

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sexual orientation: Steve Harrington holding a baseball bat covered in nails

@alexandrahutson / Via Twitter: @alexandrahutson

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IT’S NOVEMBER! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

@wolfneyda / Via Twitter: @wolfyneyda

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I work in an animation studio with some of the best artists I’ve ever met and this is the pumpkin that won our carv… https://t.co/5rgv1hUDSF

@aptkr_ / Via Twitter: @aptkr_

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