This past weekend Twitter user @jessdrawz asked a question that has legitimately been bothering me for the past three days. Does a straw have one or two holes?
We had a riveting discussion about this at lunch, but I want to hear from all of you: Does a straw have one or two holes?
For starters, what's the true definition of a hole?
And does it matter if the straw is regular or bendy?
I wasn't the only one baffled by this question, and people quickly began consulting their smartest friends.
@jessdrawz Okay I asked my friend who works at god damn space X
Many believed that it had to be two holes.
But those who claimed it had to be one hole came through with some pretty solid logic.
Soon the debate dissented into chaos. Group chats became war zones.
Does a straw have 1 hole or 2 holes has completely fucked up our group chat
Offices were quickly divided between the one- or two-hole truthers.
My office is literally turned upside down with this whole “how many holes does a straw have” debate