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Hey Y'all, Quick Question: Does A Straw Have One Or Two Holes?

Someone please help me.

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This past weekend Twitter user @jessdrawz asked a question that has legitimately been bothering me for the past three days. Does a straw have one or two holes?

We had a riveting discussion about this at lunch, but I want to hear from all of you: Does a straw have one or two holes?

@jessdrawz / Via Twitter: @jessdrawz

For starters, what's the true definition of a hole?

@JessicaYMao / Via Twitter: @JessicaYMao

And does it matter if the straw is regular or bendy?

@santaclouse / Via Twitter: @santaclouse

I wasn't the only one baffled by this question, and people quickly began consulting their smartest friends.

@jessdrawz Okay I asked my friend who works at god damn space X

@ourobora / Via Twitter: @ourobora

Many believed that it had to be two holes.

@my2k / Via Twitter: @my2k

But those who claimed it had to be one hole came through with some pretty solid logic.

@jemmamckee7 / Via Twitter: @jemmamckee7
@jemmamckee7 / Via Twitter: @jemmamckee7

Soon the debate dissented into chaos. Group chats became war zones.

Does a straw have 1 hole or 2 holes has completely fucked up our group chat

@xtallulahhx / Via Twitter: @xtallulahhx

Offices were quickly divided between the one- or two-hole truthers.

My office is literally turned upside down with this whole “how many holes does a straw have” debate

@max_andrews93 / Via Twitter: @max_andrews93
  1. So please, before this debate turns into pure anarchy, answer this one simple question for me. Does a straw have one or two holes?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Straws have one hole.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Straws have two holes.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Neither, and I'll explain why in the comments.
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So please, before this debate turns into pure anarchy, answer this one simple question for me. Does a straw have one or two holes?
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    Straws have one hole.
  2.  
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    Straws have two holes.
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    Neither, and I'll explain why in the comments.
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