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Domino's Pizza Is Now Repairing Potholes And Truly This Is The Strangest Timeline

From pizza to potholes in 30 minutes or less.

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If you go to the "Paving for Pizza" website, you can nominate your town to receive Domino's assistance in filling any "cracks, bumps or potholes" getting in the way of you and your pizza. / Via

If your town is selected, Domino's will make sure your town receives funds to "help repair roads so pizzas make it home safely.”

While the campaign is guaranteed to help save a pizza or two, people are worrying about what this initiative says about American infrastructure.

Love to see brands take over the work of cash-strapped local government. It’s not weird and dystopian at all.


Honestly between this and IHOP rebranding, it's been a busy week for food companies and it's only Tuesday.

I thought this was an Onion article in response to iHop becoming a burger joint. But no. Domino’s is really out here paving roads. Good for them. Also, what the fuck is going on

Domino's is really out here serving up piping hot capitalism in 30 minutes or less.

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Whether you're a diehard Domino's pizza fan or not, at least roads are getting fixed. And who knows, maybe after tackling the transportation industry, Domino's will help eradicate student loan debt next!