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Cards Against Humanity Bought Land On The Mexico Border To Stop Trump's Wall

"It’s 2017, and the government is being run by a toilet."

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It's the holiday season, and that means it's time for Cards Against Humanity's annual Black Friday stunt. Last year the company got supporters to raise $100,000 to help dig the "Holiday Hole," which was literally just a hole dug for no fucking reason.

Well, this year Cards Against Humanity is interested in giving back to society, so naturally this year's stunt is entitled "Cards Against Humanity Saves America."

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Basically the company purchased a plot of land on the Texas–Mexico border and hired a law firm specializing in eminent domain to ensure any legal action from the president would cost an incredible amount of money.

Cards Against Humanity

"Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing. So we've purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built," reads the stunt's explanation.

While the promotion is now sold out, the company offered supporters a chance to buy a fraction of the land and receive six surprise gifts throughout December for just $15.


Of course people were going to have some questions, but luckily Cards Against Humanity prepared for that.

All FAQs should be exactly the @CAH holiday gift FAQs

Unfortunately for those outside the US who wanted to help save America, the promotion was only available to those living in the US.

@sharonodea @CAH DAGNAMMIT why won’t they save us too I would be happy just with a t-shirt that said avocados on it