back to top

21 Jokes That'll Make Target Lovers Feel Attacked But Understood

"Walked into Target looking for pants, and left wanting a family, some candles, and an overpriced lamp."

Posted on

1.

No one goes to target because they need something. You go to target and let target tell you what you need.

2.

Idk y men go to bars to meet women Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 & they’re already looking for things they don’t need.

3.

I hate it when the cashier at target says "see you again soon!" Like, bitch, you're not wrong, but did you have to say it

4.

My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes.

Advertisement

5.

I walked into #Target with a list of 5 items and walked out with only those 5 items. The manger stopped me and said… https://t.co/8DyGhbHXnn

6.

I’m convinced it’s impossible to go to Target and not come out with something you didn’t plan on buying 😂

7.

If you can go into Target and get ONLY what you went there to get...I applaud you. Your self discipline is out of t… https://t.co/3UYpnBLmu6

8.

Walked into target looking for pants & left wanting a family, some candles, and an overpriced lamp

Advertisement

9.

MY DOG WENT TO TARGET AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS

10.

4 yr old came to gymnastics today and said "sorry i'm late my mom was having fun at target" and i just know that one day i will be that mom

11.

I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want

12.

Gotta stop looking for women at the bar and go to Target, specifically in the dollar spot. They’re cute plus know how to save money

Advertisement

13.

*looks at random item from dollar section at target* I dontttt know why but I feel like I need this

14.

What has 2 thumbs, a new yoga ball, nailpolish, Oreos, dog toys, stationary, cereal & is never going to Target unsupervised again? This guy!

15.

ME: We've got wine, beer, use any bathroom, oh & if u need to nurse- TARGET MGR: Ma'am u can't host a party her- ME: shhh. I live here now

Advertisement

17.

an emotional haiku: needed some tweezers spent ninety bucks at target guess what i forgot

18.

drunk shopping at target should be an extreme sport

19.

y’all cannot tell me you walk into Target and only buy one thing

20.

There’s nothing like building your savings account for college for years and spending it all at Target within 3 months!!!

21.

during an interview earlier they asked my hobbies and I said “I love to go to target”