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18 Tweets About Online Dating That Will Make Single People Laugh And Sob

"The true treasure in online dating is realizing that you’re happy enough with yourself to... die alone."

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maybe in 2018 i’ll actually message my tinder matches instead of collecting them like pokemon cards

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Thanks Tinder.... been on this app for 3 years

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[First date] Me: “Is something bothering you, babe?” Her: “It’s nothing” Me: “No, I can tell something’s up” He… https://t.co/aJRqNqLd96

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Grindr is great. you can say "looking for a host" and no one will ever know you are an alien parasite seeking a new vessel.

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Everyone on OK Cupid says they want a partner in crime but no one wants to help me push this vault off a cliff

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The true treasure in online dating is realizing that you’re happy enough with yourself to... die alone.

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Guy on grindr: Wyd? Me: Watching videos .. Guy on grindr: What kind of videos 😜😈😏 hehe Me:

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I'm about to start using LinkedIn as an online dating service. "I see you graduated in the top of your class and… https://t.co/K4v49vCVAM

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been on bumble for 90 seconds tonight and i’ve seen the word “entrepreneur” 3 times

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When you change your picture on Grindr and men that ignored you start messaging you back.

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These days you have to join an online dating app to find out that people you already know "like" you.

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okcupid headquarters: “okay a lot of people are probably resolving to date more in the new year so it seems like… https://t.co/wwXHFgIxtG

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GTFO Tinder you want me to “super like” a stranger???? No. I don’t even regular like myself or most people I’ve met in real life

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This girl on tinder asked me what my sign was and I bullshitted her and told her I was a Libra and she was like “oh… https://t.co/1MGd3CfTaJ

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"Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart." -… https://t.co/bghxFMiSbW

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I matched with this girl on tinder and decided to reach out by asking her if she liked potatoes & if so what her fa… https://t.co/cdzRMt0phG

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Tinder, but it matches you based on your favourite Vines.

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Annoyed that when OKCupid allows you to say that you’re “a little extra” they’re referring to body type. I’m just t… https://t.co/n6qeWq0Z9P