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    17 Lorde Tweets That Belong In A Fucking Museum

    "Kinks include: disappearing, being unreachable by phone."

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    my currently preferred dress code is 'slutty yet cozy'

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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    interested in being reincarnated as a little mochi

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

    4.

    all jokes aside i would ask this out on a date

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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    you're the only motherfucker in this city who can handle me

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

    6.

    kinks include: disappearing, being unreachable by phone

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

    7.

    i could probably be involved in a groundbreaking new reality show called Will Ella's Acne Clear Up In Time For Major Events

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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    10.

    tempted to post on my facebook page asking people if they will give me candy crush lives

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

    11.

    my bank acc situation is way better, now i have twenty six dollars

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

    12.

    tried to take a qt selfie with my dog before i realized he is going through a deep existential crisis right now oops

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

    13.

    the best google image search you can do is 'huge dogs'

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

    14.

    i feel like this is a great comeback shot 4 when i next read some smack being talked about me on twitter #byeeee #💅

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

    15.

    the smarter the person, the more boring the instagram account

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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    17.

    always pack one beautiful perfume and one tough cologne when u travel cause maybe u will wanna smell like a princess or maybe a lothario

    @lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde