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Just 17 Really Funny Tweets By Women This Week

"Just accidentally clicked 'Sort by Price: High to Low' like some kind of child emperor."

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this is the craziest eight-word story i have ever read

@RebeccaTee / Via Twitter: @RebeccaTee

2.

me when someone is flirtin with my man

@KaylaSuazo / Via Twitter: @kaylasuazo

3.

thank you Smithsonian Mag for this profile of me!!! 😊 https://t.co/FrZ3NlMC2u

@JuliaReinstein / Via Twitter: @juliareinstein

4.

i don't get out of bed for less than $150, mailed to me by check in 6-8 weeks after sending 3 follow up emails, a day

@twelveoclocke / Via Twitter: @twelveoclocke

5.

[my dermatologist skateboards into the exam room] "my dude ur moles are hella malignant πŸ€™πŸ»πŸ€™πŸ»πŸ€™πŸ»"

@blythelikehappy / Via Twitter: @blythelikehappy

6.

This Halloween I plan to dress in all black and say that I am "your inner demons". UNRELATED: still trying to find that special someone!

@fotayheyhey / Via Twitter: @Fotayheyhey

7.

when u hear someone crying while screaming "it's my fucking birthday" u kno it's scorpio season

@crissymilazzo / Via Twitter: @crissymilazzo

8.

me: this edible ain’t shit me 30 minutes later:

@constantcurse / Via Twitter: @constantcurse

9.

when i respond to an email with a period instead of an exclamation mark

@CarinaHsieh / Via Twitter: @carinahsieh

10.

Me at the start of 2017 vs me at the end of 2017

@curlycomedy / Via Twitter: @curlycomedy

11.

just accidentally clicked "Sort by Price: High to Low" like some kind of child emperor

@monicaheisey / Via Twitter: @monicaheisey

12.

@depechemoth / Via Twitter: @depechemoth

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@KimmyMonte / Via Twitter: @KimmyMonte

14.

be the pink Himalayan salt lamp you wish to see in the World Market

@KarenKilgariff / Via Twitter: @KarenKilgariff

15.

Haunted by a ghost that hates confrontation they just leave notes on my bathroom mirror like "saw u werent scared by me last nite whats up?"

@clinicallychill / Via Twitter: @clinicallychill

16.

RIP all the stories I started telling but never finished because I went off on a tangent then forgot what I was originally talking about.

@marylanehaskell / Via Twitter: @marylanehaskell

17.

Me walking in to school after being suspended

@FergieTho / Via Twitter: @FergieTho

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