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Just 17 Really Funny Tweets By Women This Week

"Just accidentally clicked 'Sort by Price: High to Low' like some kind of child emperor."

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this is the craziest eight-word story i have ever read

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me when someone is flirtin with my man

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thank you Smithsonian Mag for this profile of me!!! 😊 https://t.co/FrZ3NlMC2u

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i don't get out of bed for less than $150, mailed to me by check in 6-8 weeks after sending 3 follow up emails, a day

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[my dermatologist skateboards into the exam room] "my dude ur moles are hella malignant πŸ€™πŸ»πŸ€™πŸ»πŸ€™πŸ»"

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This Halloween I plan to dress in all black and say that I am "your inner demons". UNRELATED: still trying to find that special someone!

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when u hear someone crying while screaming "it's my fucking birthday" u kno it's scorpio season

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me: this edible ain’t shit me 30 minutes later:

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when i respond to an email with a period instead of an exclamation mark

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Me at the start of 2017 vs me at the end of 2017

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just accidentally clicked "Sort by Price: High to Low" like some kind of child emperor

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be the pink Himalayan salt lamp you wish to see in the World Market

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Haunted by a ghost that hates confrontation they just leave notes on my bathroom mirror like "saw u werent scared by me last nite whats up?"

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RIP all the stories I started telling but never finished because I went off on a tangent then forgot what I was originally talking about.

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Me walking in to school after being suspended

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