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We Need To Take A Moment Of Silence For All Of The Thick-Thighed Men In The Olympics

The Winter Olympics, a time when countries from all over the world come together and gift us with an international buffet of thick-thighed goodness.

1. Lou Moreira, US bobsledder

2. Axel Jungk, German skeleton racer

3. Steve Langton, US bobsledder

4. Pita Taufatofua, Tongan skier

5. Hayden Smith, Australian Bobsleder

6. Patrick Mcmillan, Irish skier

7. Hakeem Abdul-Saboor, US bobsledder

8. Matt Antoine and John Daly, US skeleton racers

9. Joel Fearon, British bobsledder

10. Patrick Rastner, Italian luger

11. Martin Fourcade, French biathlete

12. Toby Olubi, British bobsledder

13. Gus Kenworthy, US skier

14. Neville Wright, Canadian bobsledder

15. Ståle Sandbech, Norwegian snowboarder

16. Alex Hanssen, Norwegian skeleton racer

17. Tristan Walker, Canadian luger

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Pita Taufatofua is an olympic skier from Tonga, this post previously mislabeled him as Australian.