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We Need To Take A Moment Of Silence For All Of The Thick-Thighed Men In The Olympics

The Winter Olympics, a time when countries from all over the world come together and gift us with an international buffet of thick-thighed goodness.

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1. Lou Moreira, US bobsledder

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Are those thighs allowed through TSA?

2. Axel Jungk, German skeleton racer

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Who knew Axel actually invented jorts?

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3. Steve Langton, US bobsledder

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Isn't nature beautiful?

4. Pita Taufatofua, Tongan skier

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I'm both hot and cold looking at him.

5. Hayden Smith, Australian Bobsleder

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Thick thighs save lives.

6. Patrick Mcmillan, Irish skier

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How is this even possible?

7. Hakeem Abdul-Saboor, US bobsledder

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Let those babies breathe.

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8. Matt Antoine and John Daly, US skeleton racers

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How do I turn duo into a trio?

9. Joel Fearon, British bobsledder

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Hot damn.

10. Patrick Rastner, Italian luger

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Thighs and calves FOR DAYS.

11. Martin Fourcade, French biathlete

Instagram: @martinfourcade

Nothing like watching thighs in action.

12. Toby Olubi, British bobsledder

Instagram: @tobyolubi

Can I have him for my birthday?

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13. Gus Kenworthy, US skier

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No, I'm not okay. Thanks for asking!

14. Neville Wright, Canadian bobsledder

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FUCK.

15. Ståle Sandbech, Norwegian snowboarder

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The horizon really does look gorgeous from this view.

16. Alex Hanssen, Norwegian skeleton racer

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Everything is fine.

17. Tristan Walker, Canadian luger

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I'm going to bed.

CORRECTION

Pita Taufatofua is an olympic skier from Tonga, this post previously mislabeled him as Australian.

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