Eric HedingerGordan BynumJordan EllisClint CrumleyRobert Downey Jr.
GryffindorSlytherinRavenclawHufflepuffI didn't read the books
A chokerA muddy green cardiganLeggingsAviatorsA jewel-toned collared shirtLipstickA trench coatCools socksConverseShoes I can dance in
Dat boiPepeGordon Ramsay cannot locate the lamb sauceAliens guysKazoo KidHarambeThis chihuahuaNo fear...one fearSpongarWhat's a meme?
Can't wear leggingsOnly getting 3 bang bang shrimpTeachers who think they're innovative but they're really just weirdCrazy, stressful schedulesThe complete lack of a language departmentHaving to be around middle schoolersRacist and homophobic parentsThe weird guys hang with guys, girls hang with girls thingThe school wifi banning random websitesOur student council consisting of the same people every year
Tony StarkCaptain AmericaLokiGrootBlack PantherPeggy CarterThorMagnetoBucky BarnesDr. Strange
Those dining hall cookiesRed peppersI always buyChobani FlipIdk...I'm never at lunchAnything microwavableMy 32oz. Gatorade bottlePlain pastaIf it's from Trader Joe's, I bring itA pretzel roll
ScandalSupernaturalThe FlashVampire DiariesThe OfficeThe Walking DeadQuanticoHow to Get Away with MurderParks and RecI don't watch tv
HobanBNTDonald TrumpMr. DownsJake S.Adam H.Mrs. RussellI am friends with everyoneSr. Barronanyone who tries me
My parents said noI have workI have a doctor's appointment next yearI can't driveI live too far awayIt's a Jewish holidayI'm allergic to tree nutsI'm SwissI don't have an excuse...I just don't show upSorry...I made plans with my other friends
What Member Of The Squad Are You?
The wild card of the group. Though it's a gamble whether you'll show up to lunch, you're lovable and funny. Your sense of humor is unique yet it appeals to everyone. You may find yourself attracted to older, unattractive men.
Did someone say sarcasm and memes? Though you claim you're a heartless bitch, everyone knows you're really a big softie. You're effortlessly funny, but did I mention loud? You tie for most complaining with Addie.
You're definitely the one you want on your side in an argument. Though you seem to have an excuse out of any social situation, you're intelligent, witty, and interesting, and your roasts are out of this world. You tie for most complaining with Kiran.
The self proclaimed "black sheep" of the group, you're funny without trying and are literally iconic in everything you do. You have a hit list a mile long and no one wants to cross it, and you're also known for screaming when frustrated. Never change.
Fashion connoisseur and microwave lunch extraordinaire, you arrive at school ready to slay each and every day. Though you appear quiet, cross the line and sh*t will go down in the blink of an eye. You're also very proficient in Spanish.
You're a simple being who loves superheroes, makeup, and memes. No one can match your lipstick collection or your SAT scores. Though you're one of the oldest in the group, you're a child at heart. Don't provoke unless you want to be roasted. Keep rocking the Transition Lenses®.
The gay best friend who in neither gay nor the best friend. If you sat at lunch more maybe I'd have something more to put.
The stereotypical Jewish theater kid with a big smile and even bigger heart. Though most people don't understand half your theater terminology, that's okay. You may or may not be the group slut (it's okay, everyone has one).
The incredible creator of this quiz. Your fashion sense is somewhere between Gap and Tumblr and you can often be found with your many cacti. You love big dogs, Troye Sivan, and Sebastian Stan.
Tina. My sweet, effervescent flower. Though you appear once in a blue moon your presence blesses us all. Legend has it, if a chosen student burns an AP Statistics worksheet and leaves an offering of dining hall cookies, she may bless us with her presence.