1. For as long as you can remember you dreamed of moving to the Big Apple…
2. Because your romantic vision of the city just wouldn’t go away.
Kissing under bridges! Rooftop parties! Chatting up celebrities in elevators!
3. But now that you’ve been here a few years, you’re already starting to notice…
- Thanks to Paul Ryan, Papa Roach's teen-angst smash "Last Resort" has become the internet's unofficial anthem for the owned 😬🎤
- The State Department has been accused of promoting Trump's private businesses after its post about the history of Mar-a-Lago went viral.
- Markets are saying "Vive la France" after pro-EU centrist Emmanuel Macron gained the most votes in the 1st round of the French election.
- A Pro-Trump site is showing that with a big Facebook page and catchy headlines, you can have almost zero content and still make money.