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The Definitive Ranking Of All The Songs On "Nashville"

Juliette Barnes is killing it out there.

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82. Jonathan Jackson, "How You Learn To Live Alone"

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I'm sorry, but lines like these will ruin any song: "You fall asleep in motion and uncharted hemispheres / Then you wake up with the stars falling down around your ears." WUT?

80. Chaley Rose, "Wayfaring Stranger"

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I really like Zoey, I do, but this cover is a snoozer.

76. Connie Britton, "Buried Under"

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I liked seeing Rayna drinking, but this song... not doing her any favors.

75. Hayden Panettiere, "Used"

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The fact that this happens to Juliette Barnes makes me feel better about my life: "You come walkin' round here, actin' like we're something / Then you up and disappear and make it real clear that we're nothing."

74. Aubrey Peeples, "Tell Me"

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Layla Grant at her most annoying.

70. Hayden Panettiere, "Telescope"

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The ultimate paranoid girlfriend anthem.

68. Connie Britton, "Bitter Memory"

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I identify too strongly with this song.

67. Sam Palladio and Clare Bowen, "Lately"

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Eventually, these two will get back together, right?

65. Clare Bowen, "Every Time I Fall In Love"

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Me too, Scarlett. Me too.

64. Connie Britton and Will Chase, "Ball and Chain"

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I do not trust Luke Wheeler and I do not approve of him getting so close to Rayna.

62. Audrey Peeples, "Gonna Get Even"

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What's weird about this song is that Layla still HAS NO IDEA why she'll want to get even in the first place.

61. Lennon and Maisy Stella, "Telescope"

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Most age-inappropriate line for pre-teens to be singing at a school function: "You left your troubles in my head, in my head / You left your secrets in my bed, in my bed."

60. Chris Carmack, "Tears So Strong"

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This song sounds familiar the first time you hear it and not in a good way.

59. Sam Palladio, "Can't Get It Right"

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I bet you could get it right with me, Gunnar. Just throwing that out there.

57. Clare Bowen and Charles Esten, "This Town"

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Worst PR moment for the city of Nashville: "We all come here with a light in our eyes / Some will burn out / Some will burn bright / Some learn to fly / Some will run for their lives."

56. Connie Britton and Hayden Panettiere, "Wrong Song"

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Not the best song, but worth it just to get these two together.

55. Charles Esten, "Playin' Tricks"

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This song is fine, but I just know Deacon has so much more in him.

53. Connie Britton and Michiel Huisman, "Postcard from Mexico"

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Feels inappropriate for public consumption.

52. Hayden Panettiere, "Hangin' On A Lie"

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Every album needs some filler songs and this is a solid one.

51. Connie Britton, "Stronger Than Me"

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I also sometimes drink whiskey to escape my problems.

50. Hayden Panettiere, "Hypnotizing"

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Hard to tell if she is into this dude or just got kinda shwastey-faced.

49. Connie Britton and Charles Esten, "This Time"

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Most commitment-phobic moment: "You don't need to meet my momma / You don't need a key to my house."

48. Connie Britton and Lennon and Maisy Stella, "The Blues Have Blown Away"

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If this song had cheeks, I'd be pinching them.

47. Chris Carmack and Sam Palladio, "Tough All Over"

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Decent.

46. Jonathan Jackson, "Keep Asking Why"

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Three cheers for Avery finally having a decent song to play!

45. Lennon and Maisy Stella, "Joy Parade"

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Cutie pies.

44. Jonathan Jackson, "The Morning Of The Rain"

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If you only knew Avery from his music, you'd think women were breaking his heart instead of the other way around.

43. Hayden Panettiere, "For Your Glory"

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Every legit country singer has a Jesus song and this is Juliette's.

42. Sam Palladio, "Gun For A Mouth"

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Besides the whole greasy hair thing, I liked Gunnar in his bad boy phase.

41. Sam Palladio, "Shine"

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You can like literally hear Gunnar's heart shattering all over the honky tonk floor.

40. Hayden Panettiere, "Undermine"

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Truth bomb: "It's all talk, talk, talk, talkin' in the wind / It only slows you down if you start listenin'."

39. Will Chase, Charles Esten, and Chris Carmack, "It's On Tonight"

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Nashville's foray into Bro Country: Not bad. Not bad at all.

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38. Lennon and Maisy Stella, "Ho Hey"

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Hardest to believe Rayna-would-allow-it line: "Took a bus to Chinatown / I'd be standing on Canal and Bowery."

37. Lennon and Maisy Stella, "Share With You"

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The perfect song for sisters.

35. Charles Esten, "Like New"

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God, this man's voice is sexy. That's all.

34. Charles Esten, "You're the Kind of Trouble"

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I'm the kind of trouble you can get into, Deacon Claybourne.

33. Clare Bowen and Sam Palladio, "When the Right One Comes Along"

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Pretty little love song.

30. Jonathan Jackson, Sam Palladio, and Chaley Rose, "Hennessee"

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I think this song is about crushing on a tall girl: "The hardest thing I ever had to do was stand up straight and try to love you."

29. Jonathan Jackson, "Kiss"

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The song that launched Avery's short, failed solo career.

27. Chris Carmack, "What If I Was Willing"

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Worth the fight with Gunnar.

26. Sam Palladio, "Adios Old Friend"

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Poor Gunnar but also, really, poor Gunnar's brother.

25. Clare Bowen and Sam Palladio, "Why Can't I Say Goodnight"

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What are these two trying to prove here by not getting back together?

24. Chris Carmack, "A Showman's Life"

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Just break my heart one chord at a time, why don't you?

23. Charles Esten, "Keep Coming Back"

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I'm just so relieved that the terrible lawyer girlfriend is finally dunzo.

22. Connie Britton, "The Best Songs Come From Broken Hearts"

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Did anybody else find it really sketchy the way Luke Wheeler just PUT RAYNA ON THE SPOT with this? I do not trust the man.

20. Clare Bowen and Sam Palladio, "If I Didn't Know Better"

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This is what foreplay sounds like.

18. Connie Britton and Hayden Panettiere, "He Ain't Gonna Change"

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How this duet wasn't enough to bring Juliette back into Nashville's good graces is beyond me.

17. Hayden Panettiere and Chris Carmack, "Can't Say No To You"

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If I were Layla, I'd be pissed at Juliette for stealing this from right underneath me, too.

16. Hayden Panettiere, "Love Like Mine"

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If this doesn't make you feel better after getting dumped, nothing will.

15. Clare Bowen, "Looking For A Place To Shine"

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You go, girl.

14. Charles Esten and Stella Lennon, "Believing"

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You guys are a family. Move into a house together. Please. Think of the fans.

13. Clare Bowen and Sam Palladio, "Fade Into You"

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I think this song is about sex, guys.

12. Hayden Paniettiere, "Boys and Buses"

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Life lesson: "There's no use chasing after boys and buses."

11. Lennon Stella and Charles Esten, "A Life That's Good"

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You can just see how beautiful Rayna and Deacon's life together could have been.

10. Connie Britton and Charles Esten, "No One Will Ever Love You"

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Makes codependence sound pretty darn sexy.

9. Clare Bowen, "Crazy Tonight"

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Feelin' it: "Well, I paid way too much for these jeans / They look too damn good not to be seen."

8. Hayden Panettiere, "Trouble Is"

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I want to party with Juliette Barnes.

7. Hayden Panettiere, "This Love Ain't Big Enough"

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Just marry me already, Juliette Barnes.

6. Clare Bowen and Sam Palladio, "One Works Better"

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Scarlett O'Connor needs to start listening to her own advice.

5. Clare Bowen, "Black Roses"

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THIS GIRL IS SO TALENTED. YOU DON'T NEED DRUGS, SCARLETT!!!

4. Charles Esten, "Sideshow"

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The entire Deacon-Rayna dynamic summed up in one song.

3. Hayden Panettiere, "Don't Put Dirt On My Grave Just Yet"

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FUCK YEAH: "Come hell, come high water / You push on me, I'm gonna push back harder."

2. Clare Bowen and Sam Palladio, "I Will Fall"

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Moved across the country after a breakup? Been there. Done that. Wish this song had been around.

1. Hayden Panettiere, "Nothing In This World Will Ever Break My Heart Again"

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Rayna was right: The best songs do come from broken hearts.